shmowned

the root of this word is owned so it means basically the same thing although in a greater scence.

narrarator: "kid gets hit in the face with bat"

Vitaly: "dude that kid just got shmowned

by vman1912 October 29, 2007

showned

When pronounced it sounds similar to clowned. It's a Sex act originating in East Tennessee where a guy goes from one girls rectum to another girls mouth without either of them knowing about the other. In order for it to be completed successfully, the second girl(mouth) has to ask " why does your dick taste funny".

I get more pussy than the pound, so I showned it like I owned it.

by Ashley P. March 19, 2008

shivoed

Self explanatory (think Terry Shivo)

*slaps friend in face*
"You just got shivoed!"

by Piglet loves you July 20, 2007

Chivowned

An expression universally implicated in the horrific depiction of an owning so severe as to leave one in comatose state indefinetly.

Ace:Hey someone call 911! This kid just got annihilated in his face by a brick!

Gary: ....That kid straight up got Chivowned.

Ace:......Oh my god your right......

by Fritz A. Wollner September 28, 2005

shilowzede

a controled slide that allows you to move in a controled manner

that guy just shilowzede past the guards

by SoggyDoodles December 31, 2020