shive

verb: to be lazy, sometimes to the point of being anti-social, or withdrawn into a vegetative state.

noun: someone who shives

can also be used as an adjective or if you're creative, an adverb or pronoun

traces back to Terri Schiavo

verb: Sorry i didn't come hang out today. I was shiving so hard.

noun: Steve is such a shive. He did nothing but watch "COPS" all day.

by freeholdrules March 18, 2010

Shive

A type of knife, usually long and thin, that is used to slice the skin of an adversary in a duel or other prison related fight.

Remember kids, slice don't stab. Yes and then wipe the shive off and throw it into the river.

by Acoolguywithahat May 9, 2011

shives

when you are playing darts and a dart drills you in the nuts

A- Hey i dislocated my left nut.
G- wow! how?
A- I got shives!
G- OMG

by bobo55 May 27, 2011

shive

small make shift knife

he stepped and shived!!!!

by conesoner June 19, 2003

shive

A homemade jailhouse stabber.

All the inmates were wetting their shives in preparation for officer Readmond's shift.

by Glorfindel June 27, 2005

Shive

1) A bitter, resentful bastard who can't get laid and so is nasty to everyone.

2) A racist conservative with a heart made of ice.

3) An interacial sandwich

"Damn that newspaper was so rotten, only a shive could produced that."

by BigBlackMan December 28, 2005

shiving

To "shive out:" when one is burnt out and passes out

"I'm shiving out, man."

"Everyone's shived right now."

by eekmanbro August 13, 2008