shitware

Synonym for spyware, adware, and any other poorly designed and useless software.

Joe: My computer is f*cked up.
Frank: That's because you've got all that shitware on there.

by Urban Dictionary March 2, 2005

Shitnado

A major whirlwind of shit.

I walked into an F5 Shitnado at work.

by virtualmichael July 10, 2010

Shitbadger

A useless person

Sky forgot his charger, because he's a total shitbadger

by T Q February 20, 2017

shitwafer

a shitwafer is a slightly built shithead. this person is likely very weak physically, but has a big mouth that spews mostly bullshit. they are delicate and hollow.

is that little shitwafer giving me lip??

by ken power January 15, 2008

shitwack

Shitwack, or shitwhack is the Canadian equivalent of shitload. Less than a fuckton, more than an assload, the Canadian shitwack is equal to 1.2 American shitloads

"We got a shitwack of snow last night"

"We need to buy a shitwack of beer for the party"

"There were three metric fucktons of dank here last night, where'd it all go? There's a whole shitwack missing!"

by DJsunkid December 30, 2005

Shitlady

Female equivalent of shitlord.

The lady of all shit.

She keeps making puns at me; what a shitlady.

by ratbum September 10, 2016

Shitnado

Its when you make a difference in air pressure by shitting yourself so you make a cyclone with your shit.

Me and the bois made a shitnado lastnight.

by Just-A_Nobody December 8, 2019