Shitten

The rarest most awesomest form of a kitten... a shitten.

Hey, I have a pet shitten.

by Shanzo January 2, 2005

shitten

so smitten and in love with somebody that you shit yourself; smitten+shit=shitten

that girl is so sexy and awesome...i'm totally shitten about her

by sanjosharkfan14 May 9, 2011

Shitten

A shit the size of a kitten.

"Dude, why is your asshole bleeding?"
"Oh, I had a shitten this morning."
"Right."

by Sir Bobbio Vicenzeria October 7, 2008

Shitten

A slang contraction name for shetland kitten

A: Aww what a big cute shitten
B: He's more like a little shat

by puppy_wrath December 23, 2018

Shitten

A sheep kitten also known as a shat

I just got a new shitten!

by Shitten February 23, 2020

Shitten

When a person wraps copious amounts of toilet paper around their hands in order to keep their hands/fingers clear of doo-doo they have made a shitten.
Derived from the former shit-mitten.

It was horrible when I was assaulted by my careless turdburglar co-worker because my pants were down and I was wearing one brown shitten.

by MagdalenaOriginal August 5, 2009

shitten

a shit of a kitten, naughty kitten

get out side shitten!!!

by sam March 21, 2005