Shitwig

Awfully bad barnet, often referred to as 'Shitus Wiggus' or 'Wiggy'.

Seen most often on professional footballers, or lesbians.

Think the term eminates from Russia where people would often cover their head in shite in order to improve their look.

That is one badass shitwig, you should cut your barnet

by Lambo November 24, 2003

shitswizzeek

That you suck so bad that your shit is weak. You failed at life.

Brother: Damn you (NAME) why are you winning?!
SISTER: CAUSE YOUR SHITSWIZZEEK!!!

by Salamantha February 27, 2008

Shitstigator

One who starts or instigates shit

Ralph is a Shitstigator.

by Cumonmyhaste November 3, 2017

shitsbigmacs

Someone who sticks watermelons up there ass and dies laughing like a moron.

HOLY CRAP, that guy shitsbigmacs!

by Michael Dao August 27, 2008

shitswinger

Person known typically to the city that walks their dog and it's shit by swinging is swiftly, wrist motion and all.

Dude, I just saw like five shitswingers.

by PineappleJuice March 28, 2015

shitwig

A metaphoric hat adorned by one whom is intent on intentional over-drinking.

Every second of every minute of every one of the forty hours of my work week have been

shit. Complete shit. I am putting on my shitwig tonight!

by schnids September 18, 2016

shitswag

When something is produced below the status quo, or against tradition, typically on purpose, to emulate a theme of amateurism, or simply ignorance, sometimes hidden behind one or more layers of irony.

A:"Did you see 'A Minecraft Movie'?"
B"Yeah, it sucked."
A:"What do you mean? It had hella shitswag."

by snapsnocaps April 12, 2025