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shitsticks

A lightweight expletive, almost child friendly really, to shoot from the mouth when frustrated by something.
Oh can you believe it, that crazy dog is out again; all I can say is “shitsticks!”
by Dr Bunnygirl September 8, 2019
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Shitsticks

Complete failure of something to deliver enjoyment or pleasure.
After paying US $9.00 to watch a bruce willis movie, everyone yelled SHITSTICKS when it was over.
by A bruce willis fan April 1, 2003
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shitsticks

(1) an exclamation of woe or regret (especially when due to one's own error or negligence)
(2) coil-shaped fecal matter

other spelling(s):
shitstix
shitstixx
shitstickz (rare)
shitstyks (rare)

note: "shite" may also be substituted for "shit"
1. aw, shitsticks! totally thought i was gonna get laid tonight.

2. i ruined my shoe in the park stepping on a fat shitstick.
by Lfrey May 5, 2006
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Shitsticking

An expletive euphemism used to describe anal sex.
"I was shitsticking her when her mum walked in"

"I heard they were shitsticking all night"

"My ass felt like it was being shitsticked when i sat on that rock"
by YRUStillHere!! February 21, 2014
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shitstick

A long stick usually used to pick up pieces of faecal matter by jabbing and lifting, then usually thrown or dropped somewhere. Is very disgusting and smelly. Can also be used as part of an insult about someones breath.
"Fuck sake Joe, did you brush your teeth with a shitstick?"
by Digney July 5, 2006
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shitstick

A device created by stiring the holding tank of an outhouse with a long pole, such as a broom handle.

Useful for dirtying white linens hung from a clothesline accross an alley that belong to families of warring neighborhood kids.

Originated in Greek ghetto of turn-of-the-century Dearborn, MI.
Cal smacked the neighbors' clothes with a shitstick!
by remoteinsanity June 15, 2004
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shitstick

Similar to HitStick popularized by Madden 2005 (and since). In the game when someone is HitStick they are bewildered and shaken from the event. ShitStick is farting around someone and having the same effect.
Matt: What is that?!
Jay: I definetaly reefed a fart at you...
Matt: Dude that sounded like a low flying jet.
Jay: It's my new ShitStick...enjoy.
by King Jay July 4, 2008
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