shitster

A hipster who talks shit about everyone.

He's an obnoxious shitster

by Word Madman March 28, 2019

shitsterbate

to masturbate on the toilet while taking a shit

there are some good porn mags in the bathroom I couldn't resist getting my shitsterbate on just now.

by james___ March 20, 2008

Shittertainment

Any type of entertainment, ranging from newspapers and magazines to psp's and cell phones, that you bring into the bathroom and use to occupy your time while on the shitter.

Person 1: Hey, could you pass me the sports section of that newspaper?
Person 2: Did you forget to bring any shittertainment with you?

by Hamsterrrrr October 20, 2008

Shitsberg

it define as a low class human that is worst than shit that is wasting its time living a shit hell life

it is also define as a indescribable/ discrimination

you are like a shitsberg that cannot be confirm that if you are a living shit or a living insect in front me, so scram

by mm cat May 13, 2018

shitsermon

fake philosophy, pseudoscience, false narrative without any scientific or pragmatic backing.

I'm sick of the shitsermon of your herbalist. That punk ain't worth the attention bro.

by PolTol March 13, 2020

shitsplit

The act of sharting whilst sporting a g-string causing the fecal matter to become disrupted by the interfering underwear and launch forth in two separate directions.

Dude! That erotic dancer just performed a shitsplit on my lap!

by The Jarvis February 20, 2006

Shitserv

A list of recipients in one's phone book that would receive a multi-media text message when another feels that their defacation is one worthy of being transmitted, almost as a trophy or an award, for all of their closest friends to see.

Coming from the root words: Shit & Listserv

John: I really need to tell Miguel to take me off of his Shitserv...

Peter: Why?

John: *Shows Peter his phone* That's why...

Peter: SICK!!!

by jefflencioni February 18, 2010