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Shitfinger

a person who scratches their ass and smells it

someone whose hands smell like shit
Get away from me with your shitfinger!

Stop scratching your ass you shitfinger!
by Sonny Black Monster December 21, 2008
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shitliner

describes an airplane or watercraft that you one doesn't think is safe or suitable
"Man this thing is a real shitliner. I hope we don't crash."
by kyohaku October 2, 2008
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Shitfinger

v. - To intentionally collect shit (feces, including dingleberries, butt sweat, etc.) onto one's finger (commonly the middle finger, being the longest) and, upon exiting the bathroom or other relief area, then seek out a particularly intolerant, insufferable, jerky, arrogant, drunk, or otherwise undesirable person (see also: shithead) and proceed to approach them from behind (or sneak up on them), grab them by the face, and stick the shit-greased finger past their lips and into their gums (but not beyond, so as not to get bitten).

This act is one of extreme boldness, bravery & conviction, and should be reserved only for the worst offenders and/or situations where one can escape quickly and with ease.

"Once you figure out what it is, then you realize someone did it on purpose."
Ned: Jesus, that guy is an asshole.

Larry: He might just be drunk.
Ned: No, he's still a tremendous asshole, he's been like that the whole concert. You should've heard him when we came in, too.

Larry: Is it bothering you that much? Then fuck it, give him a shitfinger, right in the gums. I've got your back.
Ned: Yeah. Man, I never do that, but that fucking guy deserves it. Hold my beer, I'm going to hit the port-a-potty and will be right back.
by SnacksCCM September 26, 2018
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Shit Slinger

The cause of a vehicle slinging shit or similar alternatives on farms or in other places were theres loads of shit.
That fucking Billy using his damn shit slinger Truck throwing that shit on us.
by Quentin_B February 17, 2007
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Shitfingering

A method in which a person expresses themself by mindlessly typing toxic BS on the internet, in hopes that their wild

left field opinion will be taken up as fact in the hearts of their reader.
Is that an actual fact or are you just shitfingering on the internet again?
by Jaquelyn Victoria May 31, 2018
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Shitpinger

(UK). To score a very powerful goal in a football match, often from outside the penalty box. Sometimes referred to as a "screamer".
Tony Yeboah scored an absolute shitpinger against Wimbledon for Leeds United back in 1995
by azpimylastemail September 5, 2023
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Shitfinger

The act of placing your index finger under the nose of an unsuspecting victim after that finger has been used to scratch ones ass.
Anne's face was priceless when Ken gave her the Shitfinger before her wedding picture was taken.
by Fred Garvin MP February 12, 2009
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