shitshitshit

A scientific term used by chemistry students in certain cases:
a: you just spilled boiling acid down your pants
b: you just knocked the bunsen burner over and set fire to your pants
c: you just swung your arm through the bunsen burner flame and set fire to your lab coat.
d:you knocked the bunsen burner over and set fire to the teacher's pants.
e: you set fire to your eyebrows

Can be used interchangably with: ohshit ohfuuuuuck! fuck!

a:
student A:- shitshitshit
student B:- WTF?
student a:- I just knocked the acid all over myself.
student B:- Oh. Ok.

b:
student a:- I'm telling you it was like that when I got here.
student b:- you're pants are on fire!!!!!!
student a:- Are you calling me a liar?
student b:- Eeeep!

etc. etc.

by The dude with no eyebrows September 16, 2008

Shishter

Ian mocking James Charles for his lisp

James: Hi sisters welcome back
Ian: Hi shishters

by Shishters April 18, 2018

Shitster

A person/parody account who repeatedly uses an extremely unfunny joke that typically follows a characteristic and predictable pattern.

Person 1 (The Shitster): *Continuously sends the same image that is five months old*

Person 2: I think god should kill you.

by PugMaster2 August 30, 2023

shitshoveler

Interchangeable for bullshit artist.

We send her to all the staff meetings because she is our department’s star shitshoveler!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 15, 2020

Shitachute

the act of a corn kernel filling with shit during digestion

i went into a mcdonalds restroom, looked into the toilet and it was filled with shitachutes

by Long Conk August 27, 2010

shitster

A hipster who talks shit about everyone.

He's an obnoxious shitster

by Word Madman March 28, 2019

shitsterbate

to masturbate on the toilet while taking a shit

there are some good porn mags in the bathroom I couldn't resist getting my shitsterbate on just now.

by james___ March 20, 2008