Shitnut

the undigested protrusions in ones turd the day after consuming a bag of goobers.

Wow Joe that new guy took your parking spot you been parking in for the last 3 years.
Yea, what a shitnut

by joemama2011 March 5, 2011

shitnutts

this is when your banging a chick so hard in the ass you balls get stuck in her asshole

Dude the other night i was bangin my girlfreind and when we got dont i noticed my balls were stuck in her ass i got shitnutts

by 13jluck July 31, 2009

shitnut

An insult someone,an implication of someone being homosexual

Eric,you little shitnut

by RAWR February 22, 2005

shitnut

the nut that is in a piece of shit

or an insult that can replace "shithead"

You're such a shitnut, dude.

by somesluttyguy December 21, 2006

shitntzel

when you open both of your ass cheeks and crap a log halfway, rubbing the crap into a surface to write something with your own shit.

*hey man, lets go shitntzel Mrs.As car.. *

by luii44 December 4, 2009

Shitnuts

A Man's nuts having qualities of slushy pooh

Man my shitnuts are scarring these girls away :(

by THEnegrodaumus October 30, 2011

Shitnuts

when something is particularly bad.

Friend 1: Aw shit man i lost my car keys!

Friend 2: Damn bro, that’s pretty shitnuts

Friend 1: Aw shit man i lost my car keys!

Friend 2: Damn bro, that’s pretty shitnuts

by CEO of ant molestation February 7, 2022