shitesaurus

A person who shits multiple times a day. May shit up to ten times!

James: How many times have you taken a shit today?

Sharlene: I have taken six dumps today.

James: You are my little shitesaurus.

by whopperbar August 22, 2016

shitespace

Unwanted or unintended whitespace, commonly found when programming but also in prose.

I spent ages tidying up that file for you, next time try leaving out the shitespace when you write it

by Ca1us January 22, 2018

shinestar

fans of Park Seonghwa from ATEEZ. Literally the best people ever

you're a shinestar?? that's so sexy of you giggles

by nishiyeo October 25, 2020

aint-shitness

a common characteristic of an individual (most commonly a guy) whose main actions are not worth the feces that comes out of their bottoms.

"I will not succumb to my exes aint-shitness just because he buys me flowers."

"Every guy I seem to like always disappoints me with their aint-shitness."

by nettaschoe February 17, 2009

SHOPNESIA

Specific Amnesia that takes place in the supermarket or Retail shop which cases you to forget what you wanted to buy resulting in you buying unnecesary stuff or whatever crosses your path.

"Yes, I am aware that we have 2 unopened cereal boxes, but I went to the supermarket and suffered from shopnesia".

by El Cuni March 25, 2009

Shitness of Breath

This occurs when you find yourself gasping for air while taking a dump.

Jamal: I just took a crap and could barely wipe my own ass! I guess it’s time to quit smoking.

Brenda: Why?
Jamal: On the toilet, I had some serious shitness of breath!

by Epididymitis December 24, 2021

motion shitness

When you eat so much and then can’t dance along to music without shitting your pants.

We can’t dance along to Major Lazer, Tommy - we’re gonna have motion shitness.

by Chocolate Pocket October 20, 2019