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shitload of fuck

An expletive phrase that every angry reviewer of bad video games is required to use by law. Failure to do so results in a fine and up to 3 years in a federal prison.

See also: fuckballs, fuckin' sucks, suckin' fucks, sucks monkey fuck.
"SHITLOAD OF FUCK!!!!!!"
-Angry Video Game Nerd

"SHITLOAD OF FUCK!!!!!"
-Irate Gamer, the fucking poser that he is
by agwellin January 3, 2008
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shitload

In Software Engineering, an IEEE recognized standardized unit. The number of instances of a problem that must occur in an area/component that falls outside your area of ownership - usually 1 such occurrence qualifies as a shitload. If the problem occurs in your own area, the multiplier is 100x as any instance is obviously warranted and is merely providing good data.
Brett, your Assert fired once in an overnight test pass loop I ran on my machine. That's a shitload of hits! Pls fix ASAP! Thanks!
by thedarkknightgoestobed February 6, 2018
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Shitlocker

Another name for the Bitlocker whole-disk encryption software provided with Windows, especially when it's not working correctly and you don't have the recovery password.
Idiot: "I forgot my password, can you unlock my computer?" Technician: "No, it's got shitlocker on it you idiot"
by geek_nerd_69 October 27, 2020
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shitload of fuck

(n)

1.) A whole bunch of nonsense, fallacy, and plain old bullshit.

2.) Something so ridiculous, meaningless, nonsensical and/or out of context that you cannot comprehend the reason why it was made or put there.

3.) Something that just really really sucks.
1. *talking to boss* - "Those rumors you hear about me slacking off are just a shitload of fuck, I do more work than half the people here."

2. In Far Cry, some of the things you have to do to beat the levels are just a shitload of fuck.

3. *on the way to a concert, the car stalls out* - "Well this is just a shitload of fuck."
by Fan of Gwar October 1, 2006
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shitlocker

Sexual term with reference to the anus.
She let me stick it in her shitlocker.
by Hato Hammer April 30, 2006
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Imperial Shitload

An archaic unit of measurement. a metric shitload is equal to 2.227 Imperial Shitloads
I have an imperial shitload of work to do
by Slyph October 5, 2004
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shitlamerde

An expression used by bilingual Canadians when something unexpected and unwelcome occurs.
I just spilled mon cafe. Shitlamerde!
by Jacque Letabac February 6, 2014
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