Shitload

noun. one shitload = 3.5 metric tons
I have 2 shitloads of viruses on my computer
by Mercury The White April 03, 2006
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more than an assload but still less than a fuckton.
I have a shitload of beer, but down at my friend's place, they have a whole fuckton.
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In Software Engineering, an IEEE recognized standardized unit. The number of instances of a problem that must occur in an area/component that falls outside your area of ownership - usually 1 such occurrence qualifies as a shitload. If the problem occurs in your own area, the multiplier is 100x as any instance is obviously warranted and is merely providing good data.
Brett, your Assert fired once in an overnight test pass loop I ran on my machine. That's a shitload of hits! Pls fix ASAP! Thanks!
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Shitloads is "LONG" for lots.
I have shitloads of porn on my computer.
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shitload

A quantifier for people, signifiyng either one or many of them, in terms of a sizable degree of shittiness.
-I've seen a shitload of people on that website.
-Really, a lot?
-Well, maybe six. But they've been really shit, and people-y, you know?
-I shitty-well know. There is always a whole shitload of people.
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A slang phrase used to mean "A lot of".
That's A Shitload of porn!
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shitload

meaning quite a few, a bunch, a lot, very many, more than you care to be able to count, more than you can count; a widely used exaggeration of there being far too many of something ~ not to be confused with a boatload or a whole fucking bunch
Holy shit man, that's a shitload of midgets in that parade.
by btezra October 23, 2002
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