shitload 

it goes like this. buttload x10 = assload x10 = crapload x10 = shitload x10 = fuckload. metric units are traditionally less, and between the said unit and the one before it.

dude, thats not a shitload. thats barely even an assload. its like, a metric assload.

shitload by Anti November 22, 2004

shitload 

The approximate calculation of a shitload is 743 lbs.

Whoa dude... Your girl weighs a shitload.

shitload by SirLeche April 28, 2005

Shitload 

The collective noun used to describe a group of policemen

A herd of cows, a flock of geese, a shitload of cops.

Shitload by not the milkman October 5, 2011

shitload 

A shit load is enough fecal matter to fill a toilet bowl. However, if that load plugs the toilet, it is deemed a shit overload.

Kenny: "Call the plumber! David had a shit overload!"
David: "No, no, it was just a shitload. She went down just fine!"

shitload by The can man. December 2, 2011

Shitload 

The Shitload first became common usage during World War II. Farmers, who's sheds were previously full of shit were called upon to empty their shit-filled barns in order to allow for the making of weapons.

A Shitload refers to between 1 and 4 tons of equine or bovine excrement (that's horse and cowshit to you and me). More specifically Shitload describe the overfullness of the trailers used by farmers.

I've got a shitload of hay in my barn.

Shitload by Graham Nigel Goddard-Hill August 18, 2005

Shitload 

A Whole lotta' somethin, more than a tiny bit, but less than a ton.

Shmekie629(5:37:09)PM:How much homework is a 'shitload' of homework? Too many people use this term, and no one knows how much it is. I myself have a lot of homework tonight. Possibly a shitload. But is it a shitload? Maybe it's a metric shitload. Maybe a crapload. I just don't know.

reiggnhardt (6:56:16 PM): a shitload of homework is when you have so much that your teachers own you enough as to where they actually do shit on your homework and expect you to do it

bad ass bitz (5:51:27 PM): or maybe any amount of hw is a shitload, because it's way the fuck more than i want to do

Shitload by Shmekie September 21, 2004

shitload 

The approximate amount of something that can fit into an asshole. If referring to money, it is equal to the volume, in cubic centimeters, of a medium-size butthole.

John had a shitload of money.
Lucy had a shitload of pistachios.

shitload by pooperscooper99 May 13, 2011