shitlib

Shitlibs are self-serving rich elite politicians who are subscribers of neoliberal economics and governance. The support more deregulation for big business and corporations, but more regulation and inceased taxes for smaller businesses and workers. They support outsourcing, illegal immigrant labor, lower wages, more free trade and privatization (when it benefits them). They often lie about their support of egalitarian and socially liberal ideas but never really enact them. They are often side with tech and media corporations and receive donations from them regularly. They also support more war and interventionism abroad.

Most in the Democratic Party of the United States are full of self-serving shitlibs.

by DPSTTMPST August 15, 2021

shitlings

A pair of shit siblings who bring out the worst in each other .
AKA Toxic siblings .

Malay and Bano are a pair of shitlings.

by sheetling April 12, 2022

shitlist

A metaphorical list in which people who are in ill favor with a given individual are placed.

that beeotch has been pissing me off for the last week, she's going on my shitlist

by kpaxken May 13, 2005

shitlist

(n) a list of entities exhibiting general disfavorability, particularly as a result of transgression. Presumably these entities will not receive the normal benefits enjoyed by those not on the list.
(v) the act of placing someone on said list.

Every single thing I've bought from Black & Decker, two coffeemakers and a rice cooker, has totally stopped working. They are *SO* on my shitlist.

by nplastic January 28, 2004

Shitlib

A derogatory term used to describe left-wingers that are seen as mainstream and unoriginal in their thinking, repeating the mantras of the media and the intellectual elites in a manner that is perceived as unreflective, unintellgent, and/or self-serving.

Originally a term coined by the dissident right in 2016, it has been picked up and attained wide usage among the dissident left since 2020.

Sally: I'm glad they banned Jason from Twitter for spreading disinformation. I've heard he's compromised to Russia!
David: You've been watching too much Rachel Maddow and it's turned you into an unbearable shitlib.

by Anthix May 4, 2021

shitlib

You are a shitlib if you hate Republicans and are very satisfied with how the corrupt Democratic Party is performing, if you are financially stable enough to not care that the Democratic Party hasn't moved mountains to triple the minimum wage and reverse Reagan / Bush / Trump tax cuts for the rich AND THEN SOME and used that money to significantly help the working class... you're a shitlib.

Joe Biden and the Democrats are getting ready to force railroad unions to accept a shitty contract that gives them ZERO sick time and very little personal time but shitlib doesn't care, at least they aren't Trump and the Republicans and at least Democrats are telling people to be nice to the LGTBQ community.

by fuckyoupayme! November 28, 2022

Shitcident

An event that otherwise would not be especially remarkable, until having occurred with shit. Usually considered a surprise and unpleasant.

If an event occurs and involves a surprise shit and is not offensive, then it is a happenshit.

If you have a shart in the elevator of the building you work in, you might be saying, "I had a shitcident in front of the boss, now how am I going to win that promotion?"

If you found a bag of flaming dog shit at your front door, you might report the shitcident to your homeowners' association. ... I wouldn't if I were you, though. You probably deserved it.

When a cat can't make the catbox and is imitating Pollock on the walls with shit smears, you point and exclaim, "Is this fucking shitcident because of you, Mr. Pussy McFluffypants?!"

by Sara Heartburn September 30, 2010