shitlaw

Legal jobs that typically go to TTT law school graduates who do not finish at the top of their class. (Opposite of biglaw)When you see the sleazeball ambulance chasers on tv advertising their legal services, that is shitlaw.

Small law firms that represent insurance companies in smaller cases, personal injury (slip n falls, etc), criminal defense, and/or family lawyers.

"Man, OCI is rough this year--none of the big firms wanted to talk with me. Hope I don't get stuck doing shitlaw working crazy hours for no money."

by pwnedagainandagain April 2, 2009

scared shitless

it's when you scare someone to such an extent, you scare the shit out of them, at times causing them to excrement all over the vicinity

last time i was scared shitless, it took me 20 minutes to clean up the mess.

by otto dealer March 6, 2008

Gaydolf Shitler

Pertaining to a person who is as gay and shitty as Adolf Hitler. Usually the person thinks he is as mighty as Hitler, but everyone else knows he's just a gaydolf shitler

Why does Keith always claim all time QB? he sucks at throwing.

I know man....what a gaydolf shitler

by Actionman of first battalion September 15, 2009

shitewait

When you're sitting on the toilet waiting for that last piece of shite to drop off the hairs of your arse

Sue: come out jim you have been in there for an hour

Jim: SHITEWAIT!!! Sue you dirty greasy whore

by cocolover March 30, 2015

bored shitless

Recurring symptom from a 9-5 office job. Affected employees find themselves mindlessly wandering to the bathroom, only to sit dumbfounded on the toilet as nothing comes out.

Employee 1: Dude, are you okay? You're going to the bathroom a lot.

Employee 2: Don't worry, it's safe in there. I'm just bored shitless.

by credmond12 August 3, 2012

Shitler Mustache

to insert your finger into your anus, then wipe the shit off onto an unsuspecting person's top lip. kinf of like the dirty sanchez.

when steve passed out last night, justin gave him a wicked Shitler mustache!

by tony February 24, 2004

shitlow

Shitlow is a term describing low elo, it is an abbreviation of shit elo. The therm shitlow is most used, and popularized in the popular video League Of Legends. The rank described in shitlow is typically the range, iron to platinum.

Dude you´re playing in shitlow stop talking.

by part time halal September 9, 2022