ShitCutest

the cutest shit aka @ShitCutest is a whole definition of tastelessness

ShitCutest: Copy Cat is Melanie's best song
Normal oomfs: ew he's so tasteless

by фермаовочей October 20, 2020

shiticles

1- left over particles of feces lingering at the bottom of the toilet, nearly unflushable and as fine as silt. 2- Small particles of shit and or toilet paper or other very small pieces of anything lodged in your ass crack after wiping, usually discovered when washing your ass-crack during a shower.

"I tried to flush away the remaining shiticles before my girlfriend came over, but they just wouldn't dissipate."

"I had shiticles lodged in my ass."

"The shiticles in my underwear ended up staining them."

by Mike Losquadro November 5, 2006

shiticane

fast, forceful messy event: somebody or something resembling a violent storm of fecal matter flying in all directions. An escalation beyond shit hitting the fan but between shitsunami

We did not deliver the product to the customer on time and now we are facing a shiticane.

or

We're in the eye of a shiticane here Julian, and Ricky's a low shit system.

by Steve Swytech January 11, 2009

shitliture

Literature that you read while on the shitter

Bob : Great Chipotle right?

Jim : Yea but I am going to pay for it later, going to be reading lots of shitliture tonight

by El Bonerino June 16, 2010

shitcrease

A slang word for the human bum crack.

Oh f*ck i forgot to wipe my shitcrease.

by Ferg:e January 9, 2008

Shiticulous

When something is so shit, it's ridiculous.

"The weather is shiticulous today."
"School is shiticulous all the time."
"Her performance was shiticulous."

by rachculldog March 7, 2009

shitcutest

the most tasteless person on twitter. thinks he has taste but everyone knows he doesn’t

“have you heard copy cat by melanie martinez? it’s so good!”

“shut up shitcutest”

by chybaby October 24, 2020