shitflixing

Enjoying multimedia platforms from the comfort of the John, primarily Netflix.

Yesterday I found myself shitflixing the entirety of Bates Motel, and man was it worth it.

by ryannoyance April 5, 2017

shitflix

When you are in the bathroom and you have to poop but everyone can hear so you have to hold it in until everyone leaves or go to the edge on the toilet seat where it won't make a splash in the water and itwill slide down the edge.

"I just had a shitflix in the bathroom"

by pugglegirly April 24, 2017

Shitflushrush

The process in which you are in a public area and don't want to make it obvious you're taking a shit, so you shit really quickly while flushing the toilet so no one can hear it. Definitely recommended for anyone who hates to hear the plunk of a really large shit and feel the disappointment of your fellow humans as you slowly open the stall, hoping no one sees you :)

"Oh man, I really have to poop but there's a long line and they'll totally know that I'm pooping.
"Dude, take a shitflushrush."
"Thanks man! You really saved my ass"
"Yeah, well, you'll still have more shit in your ass, but at least get 1/3 out."

by TheEndHasNoEnd March 17, 2016

Shitflex

Shitflex or Shitflexing is to narcissistically brag to the point that you are shitting on someone or something completely unprompted. No one gives a shit.

“ I love being able to do whatever I want because I don’t have kids” , “Um ok cool shitflex”

by Carodizzle September 10, 2021

Shitfluster

A substitute for the word diarrhea except more violent.

"When I have too much dairy I shitfluster"

by bananuck March 7, 2025