shitload

In Software Engineering, an IEEE recognized standardized unit. The number of instances of a problem that must occur in an area/component that falls outside your area of ownership - usually 1 such occurrence qualifies as a shitload. If the problem occurs in your own area, the multiplier is 100x as any instance is obviously warranted and is merely providing good data.

Brett, your Assert fired once in an overnight test pass loop I ran on my machine. That's a shitload of hits! Pls fix ASAP! Thanks!

by thedarkknightgoestobed February 6, 2018

shitload of fuck

(n)

1.) A whole bunch of nonsense, fallacy, and plain old bullshit.

2.) Something so ridiculous, meaningless, nonsensical and/or out of context that you cannot comprehend the reason why it was made or put there.

3.) Something that just really really sucks.

1. *talking to boss* - "Those rumors you hear about me slacking off are just a shitload of fuck, I do more work than half the people here."

2. In Far Cry, some of the things you have to do to beat the levels are just a shitload of fuck.

3. *on the way to a concert, the car stalls out* - "Well this is just a shitload of fuck."

by Fan of Gwar October 1, 2006

Shitfoot

When the toilet is clogged and you plunge it down using your foot.

The origin of Shitfoot is when Aria Nafeces brought his shit stained shoe into class and smeared satanic rituals/ naruto jutsus all over the floor. He was soon taken out of the class to wash his shoe in the bathroom, which took copious amounts of times, and the poor chair was taken to maintenance.

Since the fateful shitfoot day of September 4th 2018, it is said that if you plunge your shit clogged toilet three times and say "Shitfoot No Jutsu", you will summon Shitfoot himself to your bathroom. He will then smear shit all over you.

"Have you heard of that Aditya kid? He's pretty stinky. He must have shitfoot."

"Yeah man, that shit stinks like clogged toilets, shitfoot indeed."

by IzanagiPicaro September 5, 2018

shitlord

Amongst other things, an expression used by feminists to mock anyone who doesn't agree with their opinions.

"Hey, look, this man disagrees that men can't get raped!"
"Oh my God, what a shitlord!"

by haiyyu November 28, 2012

Imperial Shitload

An archaic unit of measurement. a metric shitload is equal to 2.227 Imperial Shitloads

I have an imperial shitload of work to do

by Slyph October 5, 2004

Shitfoot

When your feline friend has recently concluded utilizing their sandbox abode and one or more limbs has acquired fecal matter.

Babe the Runt(Feline) is walking around the living room with “Shitfoot” again!

by Irvdagod September 19, 2019

Shitlord

1. A derogatory word used by fat activists on Tumblr to insult people who disagreed with them. Slang for gay person. The words has since been reassigned to mean someone who cares about health, and doesn't believe in fat activism or 'health at every size', and probably who frequents reddit.com/r/fatlogic. Shitlords have taken ownership of the word.

FA: Meghan told me the key to weight-loss is calories in/calories out. What a shitlord!

SL: Meghan said that? Didn't realize she was a fellow shitlord!

by Uosdwis R. Dewoh October 11, 2014