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shitproof

1. Utterly unaffected by shit.

2. Immunity to all unpleasant events or conditions, usually due to one or several instances of terrific success or inheritance.
His girlfriend is like, a perfect 10. He's shitproof, dude.

Hugh Hefner, Jay-Z, David Beckham, George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Sting, and Mr. Rogers are all shitproof.
by Chad Brad July 22, 2008
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Shitoon

another name for a toilet; a comparison made between a toilet and a spitoon, where instead of tobacco, there is shit deposited in said container.
Pardon me, I need to visit the shitoon.
by Dan-sexymofo-iel April 19, 2005
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Shitroen

Shitroen is a deregorative term for a Citroen, referencing the fact that they are usually rubbish to drive and cheaply made pieces of shit from a country that has no right to make cars or any product for that matter, the froggy bastards!
Steve: Hey, you seen what Hank's driving around in these days?
James: Yeah, it's a classic example of a Shitroen!
by Cyclopian June 11, 2008
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Shimeron

An imaginary drug made up by the Research department of Texas A&M that was used to weed out all the people who BS'd the whole survey.
How many times have you used Shimeron?

Never heard of it/Never used it
by Texas A&M March 4, 2004
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shitron

A moron who is full of shit. Usually someone who professes to be an expert at everything, but in reality 1) knows very little, 2) has completely incorrect information, or 3) knows of nothing of interest to others (drivel). However, regardless of their lack of knowledge or of pertinent information, they feel compelled to talk ad nauseam about their selected topics. They usually find themselves to be an expert at just about everything.
"You are totally full of crap, you shitron." "Don't listen to Bob, he's a shitron, everything he'll tell you is wrong."
by Amy Gish May 30, 2006
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spineroonie

The Most Electrifying Move In Sports Entertainment Today
And heres the Booker Man With The Spineroonie
by FuZ February 3, 2005
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Shitercock

After that great anal, i had a huge shitercock.
When you pull your penis out of an ass hole after anal, it should be covered with poo.
It would them be called a shitercock.
by Blemington Bear November 15, 2010
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