A cross between an Asshole and a Cock. Or the resultant offspring of an asshole and a cock. Not nesasarily denoting sexual behaiviors resultant in fecal matter being present on ones schlong but relating to their behaiviors or mannerisoms.
tony blair is a shitcock
by N.Magic May 08, 2005
by Da_Nigga February 28, 2003
by john master January 11, 2008
The act of being an immature, foulmouthed, idiot on a forum, in a chatroom or on an online game chat system simply because you're anonymous, you have a (relatively) captive audience, and because you can
by weap August 28, 2005
a shit-cock is an apparatus used to turd-dock. turd-docking is a universal sex act performed by men and women. when you perform this act both partners feel the same sensation. you make a shit-cock by taking a dump, and placing it in a condom. always remember to tie the condom in a knot at the end. to turd-dock you insert the shitcock into partner 1's asshole and then partner 2 inserts the remaining portion into his/her asshole. then the two partners use their bowels to push the shit-cock back and forth.
you can use shit-cock as a replacement word when you are at a loss for the real word that you are looking for:
"hey dude, could you go grab that shitcock?"
"i better go and get some shitcock"
"hey dude, could you go grab that shitcock?"
"i better go and get some shitcock"
by maffew1234 May 26, 2006
"My girlfriend is coming over and she wants me to fuck her in the ass. Hell yeah, I'm gonna get shitcocked tonight!"
by Igglepud January 14, 2010
"That old bastard tricked me. He didn't have his enema today and shitcocked me after I came in his ass!"
by Igglepud January 14, 2010