disney shitblast

The act of walking into a Disney park and completely and utterly SHITBLASTING any toilet of your choosing.

I ate some dank Mexican food at epcot and had to take a raging shit, so I found the nearest bathroom and proceeded to do a Disney shitblast.

by CUNTSMASHER January 1, 2015

shitbusted

Office term meaning being caught leaving the toilet cubicle as the sole culprit of a particularly stinky dump.

I just went to the toilets and shitbusted Allan, what a stinker!!

by Nuked Bug September 17, 2003

Shitblaster

When you launch feces at speeds of over 87 MPH from your rectum.

This is a known side-effect of having Taco Bell induced with 3 or more laxatives.

"Dude.. I turned into a complete shitblaster last night, I think I drowned someone.."

by grandmafetish June 26, 2015

Diarrhea Shitblast

V. The act of defecating and projectile-voiding bowels with an immense propulsion of a viscous, questionable liquid substance from the anus. Generally results in someone else getting hit with it.

Nurse, my grandfather diarrhea shitblasted me. Can you go clean him up?

by WINH4X August 3, 2019

shitblazed

When you are drunk and high af the same time

Those shots and blunts got me feelin shitblazed.

by gandalfthepink February 23, 2019

Shiteblaster

Gay cunt, ass bandit

Listen to me you shiteblaster

by CallyB November 14, 2019

Shablasted

Hidden in the book of Genesis in the Torah is a passage which contains G-d's commandment for getting Shablasted off of Manischewitz wine on Shabbat. The passage reads, "Thou shalt take six shots on the holy day of rest and get Shablasted but no more, for your hand shall rest on the seventh shot. For your commitment to this commandment, the lord will bless thee with promises of plentiful and willing baddies and smite thy cockblocks with his mighty hand." Genesis 4:20-6:9

Max: Did you see Evan chug that entire bottle of Manischewitz at that party last night? He must have been hammered!
Rachel: Yeah bro was totally Shablasted!

by Evskavinski 6 March 3, 2025