Shittoon

1. A water going craft similar to a pontoon boat, but shitty. 2. A vessel barely afloat or moving under its own power

Hey Handon, you want to take the SHITTON out on white creek this weekend.

Hey watch out for that parked car. I don’t want the SHITTOON to rip off it’s bumper

by Conrad Liguish May 3, 2019

shitaroni

a statement of disappointment, frustration, or anger.

After stubbing my toe I said "Shitaroni! I stubbed my toe."

by silvercrash February 21, 2010

Shitcation

Shitcation is when young ladies in West Africa particularly Nigeria and Ghana go for an adventure to Dubai in search of money through prostitution. This happens with the aid and connection of a local pimp. They end up getting pooped right into the mouth after the unlimited gang bonking including ghetto gagging and all the nasty indulgence for the gratification of the Arabian men just for the money(dollar).
It is coined from the merging of shit + vacation and shorthanded as shitcation.

Shayc: Wonder why Poloo went for few days vacation in Dubai and then return with a brand new car

Lutterodt: the hustle is real bro. That's the power of shitcation

by Shayc babs March 4, 2019

shittonne

A lot. Simply a variation on shit-ton.

Man, there were a shittonne of people at that concert.

by Dylan1012y July 12, 2009

Shituation

When a comedy act is so bad, he makes your food taste like he took a shit in it.

*watching the Donald Trump Roast*
Randy: Man, what a shituation.
Darty: Yeah man, I can't eat this rice, it tastes like shit now. Thanks a lot, Shitch.

by Randiforous April 1, 2011

Shituation

n.: a bad situation, 2.: a dramatic, usually negative happening resulting in utter shit in one's life.

Having GW in office sure is a shituation for da nation.

by You Need a Breath Mint! November 12, 2003

shitton

An ambibously large number, larger than a crapton, but less than a holyfuckton

Well the original had 29,000 transistors, and the P4 has about 55 million... so to sum it up... a shitton

by Celt June 10, 2003