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shitgeist

An era of time, or perception of such an era, when everything just seems to be going to shit.
Donald Trump is the de facto leader of the modern shitgeist
by CHowdytimeA August 28, 2020
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sharista

An angel sent from above; one who is talented in every way and very angelic. One that everyone loves and is kind.
Wow that girls name be must be Sharista she is so angelic.
by Poet Girl 96 June 18, 2011
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shitastic

Something extremely shitty. So shitty that its almost great.
Q: So how are you today Alex?
A: Shitastic.

Wow, that hangover was shitastic
by Anonymous January 23, 2003
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shitarette

A cigarette consumed by the user in an attempt to ease bowel movements.
"I'll take my turn in the bathroom in a couple minutes right after I smoke a shitarette."

"Want to finish this half-smoked grit? I just needed a quick shitarette and it already did the trick."

"Get out of the bathroom!" yelled Jeff as he shut the front door and removed his jacket, having just returned -- buttcheeks clenched -- from his morning shitarette.
by Mr. Constipation April 20, 2009
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shitastic

An adjective used to describe something that was initially pleasant or fantastic, but ended up really shitty.
Shittyness usually progresses.
Guy: Today was so shitastic.

Guy 2: What happened?

Guy: Well everything was going good until my girlfriend

dumped me for her stepsister.

Guy 2: Man that sucks!

Guy: Yea and that's not even the worse part, turns out she

gave me herpes too. Oh and someone stole my iPhone

outta of my car.

Guy 2: That's so shitastic man!

**************

Girl: Man, Kelly is such a shitastic bitch.

Girl 2: Why, what'd she do?

Girl: Well she seemed totally cool at first, but the I found out

she's been sleeping with my father!
by TheWordCreatorOriginator December 18, 2011
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shitasstitfuckers

An exclamation that can be said in virtually any situation.
Guy 1: "Man, my great grandma died."
Guy 2 (sullenly): "shitasstitfuckers."

Example two
**2 Guy's favorite team wins super bowl**
Guys 1 and 2 high five simultaneously shouting "SHITASSTITFUCKERS"
by slivr33 November 21, 2010
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Shitastic

Something that is really horrible for someone, but really awesome and exciting for you.
Nurse Traci stated, "You can wake me up if some shitastic comes in the ED."
by purdymouth October 11, 2014
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