shitgilante

A vigilante that uses his/her own excrement as a form of retribution for those that have been wronged.

Bert didn't appreciate the concept of an "executive only bathroom". He had to perform a little shitgilante justice and upper deck the toilet when no one was looking.

by joshincolumbus January 30, 2015

Santalian

A person who is a follower of the Santalianism religion. They worship Lord Santa Clause and all things Christmas. Candy canes are the highest religious symbol and must be displayed at the head of every workshop (or what Christians know as a church). When a Santalian dies, they believe that if they are good and get on the "list" they will be rewarded with an eternity in the North Pole- frolicking with the elves and Narwhals and drinking hot cocoa with Mrs. Clause will be a common occurrence. Abraham Lincoln will be there as well... yes he was a Santalian.

A Santalian will often be found wearing red, and will smell of evergreen trees and all things sweet.

by Santa Believer July 6, 2010

shillian

A girl who is beautiful and appears shy to those that she likes. She attracts shy guys as well, who awkwardly try and talk to her but can't completely tell her how they feel. Instead, the guy tries to write UrbanDictionary definitions in the hopes that she may see it and know who wrote it and how they actually feel.

1: Man do you still like Shillian? You Should go tell her how you feel!
2: But I can't, I don't know what I would even say to let her know!

by YeahItsMeAsYouProbablyKnow May 23, 2018

shitflinging

to argue with one or more persons and resort to personal attacks; to shit talk

will you two quit the shitflinging so we can talk about more important things

by stutter November 28, 2007

ShitananaSlippie

When a Man Slips on a Banana and Dies Due to the Immense Pressure Forcing Shit out of his Anus.

Dis guy KAMIL went and did a ShitananaSlippie...
Poor Lad.

by MinderTing July 15, 2020

shitling

A slur against toddlers. Originates from Poland, with the original word being “gówniaki”.

Person 1: God, I can’t stand my baby nieces. Their I-pads blasting cocomelon and annoying orange.
Person 2: I know. 3 of my little shitling brothers are so annoying.

by toddlerhater February 13, 2022

chitalian

A person who is half Chinese and half Italian.

"Your mom is Italian and your dad is Chinese right? So doesn't that make you Chitalian?"

Example 2:

Kady: "Yo Ken and Francesca had a baby and she's so cute!" "Chitalian babies are so cool"

by Ken-Totally-Made-Up-This-Word November 26, 2007