Skip to main content

shit sucking monkey raper

A derogatory name for people of African descent. Derived from the origins of jemken and the myth of man on monkey sex as the origin of AIDS.
That shit sucking monkey raper left his shoes and took off with the money for my sack!
by JustWrong July 2, 2012
mugGet the shit sucking monkey rapermug.

Shit, it's a monkey

Term used my newly naturalised Australians (most notably Scottish) to notify of a koala in the near vicinity.
by That guy over there too November 22, 2010
mugGet the Shit, it's a monkeymug.

shit monkey

The undeniable cause for morning breath. A screeching monkey that spends it's nighttime hours visiting households around the world, with the sole purpose of shitting in the sleeping occupant's mouth.
That damn shit monkey got me again today. He always visits after a heavy night of drinking.
by Dustin Holub April 16, 2004
mugGet the shit monkeymug.

shit monkey

Female person that talks excessive amounts of rubbish that makes as much sense as a jibbering monkey flinging shit across the room.
Lloyd: Hi Bronwyn, how was your day?

Shit Monkey: Blah blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah.
How was yours?
by Gurrman September 22, 2006
mugGet the shit monkeymug.

shit monkey

An expletive used the same way as shit, but it's more fun to say.
Shit monkey! I burned my arm on the curling iron.
by KrW September 23, 2005
mugGet the shit monkeymug.

Shit Monkey

A date (usually a chick) that gets so drunk that she shits herself.
Sally can't hold her liquor, she's such a shit monkey.
by Defcon 4 and waiting June 1, 2010
mugGet the Shit Monkeymug.

Shit Monkey

Person who runs around catching the fall out from and covering for other people's mistakes and inadequacies
I did not sign up to run around after you catching your plops in a bucket like a shit monkey, you incompetent buffoon.
by Bunkups March 11, 2015
mugGet the Shit Monkeymug.

Share this definition