by Potrick12 January 7, 2020

The act of shitting into a rubber glove (i'm talking heavy,thick,long deep cleaning rubber gloves) and then beating any living thing until they/it becomes unconcious.
"You're about to get yourself shit slapped"
"I'm bored, anyone want to go with me to shit slap small children and their mothers at the park?"
"You worthless waste of skin, i'm going to shit slap you into a coma!"
"Anyone on AIM wanna cum over and give me a real good shit slapping? I'm so wet for you"
"when the paperboy asked for a tip, i shit slapped him"
"we should totally start an underground shit slapping fight club! that'd so sooo tight dude. totally"
"the neighbors dog wouldnt stop barking last night so i went over and shit slapped it to death"
"I'm bored, anyone want to go with me to shit slap small children and their mothers at the park?"
"You worthless waste of skin, i'm going to shit slap you into a coma!"
"Anyone on AIM wanna cum over and give me a real good shit slapping? I'm so wet for you"
"when the paperboy asked for a tip, i shit slapped him"
"we should totally start an underground shit slapping fight club! that'd so sooo tight dude. totally"
"the neighbors dog wouldnt stop barking last night so i went over and shit slapped it to death"
by Anthony Stewart June 19, 2006

when you go swimming with a person in an ocean/lake/wavepool. Swim in front of them and take a shit. the wave will carry the shit and slap the person behind you.
You: Goddamn man did you seriously just shit slap me???
he: Well we do have to take advantage of the waves huh?
he: Well we do have to take advantage of the waves huh?
by danithebanani August 7, 2011

Bill: That fucking chode pissed me off so much yesterday i gave him a Shanghai Shit Slap (SSS) and he cried. He smelt like shit for the rest of the day.
by ChoadZilla69 February 23, 2010

Yo, you've got some nice kicks, damn, that shit slaps harder than Will Smith.
Have you watched the latest blockbuster? Damn, that shit slapped harder than Will Smith
Have you watched the latest blockbuster? Damn, that shit slapped harder than Will Smith
by Ballsack6999 April 13, 2022

by _ashiix August 14, 2020

by Junior Jelly Giant September 27, 2017
