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my shirt hurt

When your shirt gets stuck on your Clavicle
My shirt hurt!!!
by Latemyvaehss July 16, 2018
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T-shirt Hoe

A person who deliberately under dresses for occasions so they can get close to men who already have spouses/girlfriends. The outfit is usually a t-shirt and jeans but can differ depending on the setting. In the workplace it can be the gray skirt suit set while at the PTA it can be the floral muumuu.
"Look at that muumuu wearing t-shirt hoe that is up on Carol's man again. He's married beyottch!"
"Hey Ms. t-shirt hoe! I can see you pushing up your boobs on my man again, get a bigger t-shirt next time."
by anonymous December 1, 2020
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Shit without the H

The act of sitting down, but NOT on a toilet to release the bowels. If you shit without the H, it could be anywhere you’d like but without the act if shitting
by TheRealZackDean August 18, 2023
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Hawaiian shirt day

Hawaiian shirt day falls on April 21 of every year, so you know if you want to go ahead and uh, wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.
Will: Hey Eric why are you wearing that ridiculous Hawaiian shirt?

Eric: Dude it's April 21st, how did you forget about Hawaiian shirt day?
by WilliB April 21, 2013
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The good place season 1 episode 11, when Elanor realises its not the good place
Holy Mother Forking Shirt balls, you guys were being tortured
by HELLO, I like yellow and purpl September 24, 2018
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hair shirt

a garment to induce some degree of discomfort or pain as a sign of repentance and atonement
My brother sinner, even though I completely understand your need for purgation, there isn't a man among us with half a conscience who doesn't keep a hair shirt as a permanent part of his wardrobe.
by dstrube December 18, 2010
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hockey shirt

A very Canadian maneuver, the 'hockey shirt' involves pulling the back of an opponents shirt forward over their head while feeding them several punches to the head.
"I said that the beaver was a lame animal, and then out of nowhere that Canadian bastard hockey shirted me!"
by The Rust Of Tydes July 6, 2004
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