Shit Pants 

One who is farting and doing a great job of stinking out the entire area he occupies.

Hey, Shit Pants, go take a crap before your kill us all.

Shit Pants by construction guy July 17, 2009

Shirts/Pants

Referring to whether someone's a top or bottom in a homosexual relationship.

NOT the same as "who wears the pants in the relationship"

Alyx: I wear shirts/pants
Amy: uh-huh...
Alyx: But I'm in the market for pants atm
Amy: gootcha

Shirts/Pants by Grooaci June 4, 2020

shit pants 

referring to pants that are brown, or a shade thereof.

Drew is no longer allowed to wear shit pants onstage...he looked tragic in them.

shit pants by thetwin March 29, 2007

Short Pants

Pants that are around ankle length, just short enough to look a little unprofessional.

To passive-aggressively stick it to the man.

Kevin wore short pants to work. He was passive-aggressively sticking it to the man.

Short Pants by Andronicus August 4, 2007

Spongebob Shit Pants 

When someone unknowingly sits in shit. Either human or animal shit.

My friend by accident sat on a toilet seat covered in shit and soiled his pants. He is now referred to as "Spongebob Shit Pants".

Spongebob Shit Pants by Mean Friend December 7, 2006

Short Pants

Short pants or short trousers are the original names for what many people sadly only know as shorts today.

mother: Tommy put your short pants on instead, it is too hot outside for long pants!

Short Pants by truthwillsetyoufree123 November 16, 2016

Short Pants

Multi-gender trousers that reach somewhere in between the bottom of the kneecap and the mid calf area. For clarification, shorts on the other hand range from bottom of the kneecap to any shorter desired length.

Also, short pants are not just pants that are too short. Pants that are too short are simply just pants, or capris- usually worn by females or gays.

Darnell: " Yo werd up check out deez short pants don't make me shank ya!"

Barthalamule: "Excuse me sir, those trousers are actually shorts. Sagging is an inappropriate use of shorts so those do not qualify as short pants. "

Short Pants by short pants enthusiast October 28, 2011