shizen

A word used instead of shit, especially when you are just saying shit, before remebering not to swear.

Kid: Daddy, you forgot your wallet.
Dad: Oh SHI...zen, Shizen!
Kid: 0_o ?

by Saldan June 29, 2008

Shizenhousen

Something that is of very bad or very poor quality.

Example 1 -
Man 1: Did you see the Phoenix Suns play yesterday.
Man 2: Yeah, they played like shizenhousen.

Example 2 -
Man 1: So I fucked that girl last night
Man 2: I bet you were shizenhousen weren't you?
Man 1: *sigh* *bows head down in shame* Yep

Example 3:
Teacher: Peter Nguyen....what is this?
Peter: It's my essay miss
Teacher: Well fucking do it again coz it's shizenhousen!
Peter: Fuck you miss!
Teacher: What did you say?
Peter: I said, Puck you miss with a 'P'. Can't you hear properly or something.

by [Peter.x.=] January 3, 2009

shiezenhof

To wear condoms on the unintended parts of your body.

Taylor likes to shiezenhof.

by hellokity254698 February 27, 2009

shizen

a word for people giving up swearing, a replacement word for sh!t

oh shizen, i dropped my phone!
this film is so shizen!!!
you're full of bull shizen
this is the shizen
im just shizening around

by wenis25something June 6, 2013

shitzen

when you are running real fast to the bathroom but let a little shit slide out.

"Holy god! I just had to shitzen, and it's not my fault! Damn you Drew Carrey!"

by T-Bass January 4, 2008

shizenkrieg

(Derives from German)

Roughly translates as "shhit war",

1. when two people are having a fight but both fighters are rubbish at fighting.

2. When someone throws shit at someone out of hate or anger, (or just for fun)

James was angry with harry, so he decided to have a shizenkrieg

by 90retsof March 28, 2010

shizen howzen

Shit house.

Just went to see that Julia Roberts movie, it was shizen howzen

by freddybob27 May 28, 2012