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Shinkled

A term for the common practice of traveling to a foreign country with the intention of receiving a shallow, non-life-threatening knife wound.
I went to the Banana Republic and totally got shinkled. Good thing I could buy a new shirt right there.
by UrbanPictionary83 January 21, 2020
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shinkling

I’m trying to go ice fishing but instead of fishing I’m just going to do some shinkling.
by camp dube December 13, 2018
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Shinkled

Get turnt beyond all repair; not knowing whom you are anymore. Acronym to, "fucked".
Yo, I got so Shinkled last night, I woke up in the front yard cuddling with a ficus.
by Burrenden January 3, 2015
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shinkle

The act of stabbing someone is in a serious manner
We are in prison so I will shinkle you
by Draco_sp November 29, 2022
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Shinkle

When a male bends over and willingly accepts penetration from another male. Named for Norman Shinkle, former state senator of Michigan, who bent over for Donald Trump when he tried to overthrow American democracy.
Wow, look at that gay guy get shinkled by another gay guy.
by Wally Wahoo November 23, 2020
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Shinkle

Shinkle. verb.

To fail to do one's legal duty because of conspiracy theories.

The term derives from Norm Shinkle's 15 minutes of fame as a Republican member of the four member Michigan State Board of Canvassers who's job was merely to recognize the counties election results as certified but took hours of many public servants time to investigate, without legal authority, multiple conspiracy theories that had already been rejected by courts and employing a double standard in minor voting irregularities between predominantly black and white precincts.
County Heath Department Restaurant Inspector: I probably should cite you for this complaint and your not requiring masks during this pandemic, but meh, I think it is a democratic hoax. I'm just gonna Shinkle this report.
by Scottula November 23, 2020
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Shinkle

Verb. To do something you clearly know is wrong solely to please someone in a position of power. See Norm Shinkle, of Michigan's Board of Canvassers.
Ronna McDaniel really shinkled when she retweeted that video of Sidney Powell claiming that Trump won by a landslide.
by Mary O'Shegetz November 25, 2020
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