Shinkled

A term for the common practice of traveling to a foreign country with the intention of receiving a shallow, non-life-threatening knife wound.

I went to the Banana Republic and totally got shinkled. Good thing I could buy a new shirt right there.

by UrbanPictionary83 January 21, 2020

shinkling

Taking a shit in a hole cut in a frozen lake.

I’m trying to go ice fishing but instead of fishing I’m just going to do some shinkling.

by camp dube December 13, 2018

Shinkled

Get turnt beyond all repair; not knowing whom you are anymore. Acronym to, "fucked".

Yo, I got so Shinkled last night, I woke up in the front yard cuddling with a ficus.

by Burrenden January 3, 2015

shinkle

The act of stabbing someone is in a serious manner

We are in prison so I will shinkle you

by Draco_sp November 29, 2022

Shinkle

When a male bends over and willingly accepts penetration from another male. Named for Norman Shinkle, former state senator of Michigan, who bent over for Donald Trump when he tried to overthrow American democracy.

Wow, look at that gay guy get shinkled by another gay guy.

by Wally Wahoo November 23, 2020

shinkle

A tinkle and a shit in one go

I just took a massive shinkle

by hydroxyqueen January 19, 2025

Shinkle

Verb. To do something you clearly know is wrong solely to please someone in a position of power. See Norm Shinkle, of Michigan's Board of Canvassers.

Ronna McDaniel really shinkled when she retweeted that video of Sidney Powell claiming that Trump won by a landslide.

by Mary O'Shegetz November 25, 2020