Shinkled

A term for the common practice of traveling to a foreign country with the intention of receiving a shallow, non-life-threatening knife wound.

I went to the Banana Republic and totally got shinkled. Good thing I could buy a new shirt right there.

by UrbanPictionary83 January 21, 2020

Shinkled

Get turnt beyond all repair; not knowing whom you are anymore. Acronym to, "fucked".

Yo, I got so Shinkled last night, I woke up in the front yard cuddling with a ficus.

by Burrenden January 3, 2015

shinkling

Taking a shit in a hole cut in a frozen lake.

I’m trying to go ice fishing but instead of fishing I’m just going to do some shinkling.

by camp dube December 13, 2018

shinkle

The act of stabbing someone is in a serious manner

We are in prison so I will shinkle you

by Draco_sp November 29, 2022

shinkle pinkle

shinkle pinkle is SHINKLE PINKLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

person1: How is your day
person2: SHINKLE PINKLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by battlefallout4l March 22, 2019

shinkle

The wrinkles of skin on a penis when one experiences shrinkage. Can occur when shrinkage is brought on by cold, water, fear, post-coitus, or any other reasons.

I had some weird dick cheese caught up in my shinkle after an epic sexcapade

by Mykl66 November 23, 2020

Shinkle

When a male bends over and willingly accepts penetration from another male. Named for Norman Shinkle, former state senator of Michigan, who bent over for Donald Trump when he tried to overthrow American democracy.

Wow, look at that gay guy get shinkled by another gay guy.

by Wally Wahoo November 23, 2020