Shinesty

An irreverent and sexy clothing company for people who are neither shy nor nesty. Bribes customers via mass emails to create unique and exciting Urban Dictionary definitions for them with the promise of a Christmas Pickle and/or cash prizes, which, if you think about it, is pretty brilliant guerilla marketing. Tasteless yet tasty, these outfits are perfect for making your in-laws cancel all future plans with you and your family (unless, you know, they're into that kind of weird shit).

Shinesty's Christmas catalog made my grandma faint!

by MischiefMaker121 December 28, 2021

Shinesty

N. A clothier that will LITERALLY fondle the family jewels just to make a sale; providers of prints raunchier than your mother-in-law after too many Fireball shots

My husband was so excited to get his new ball hammock boxer briefs from Shinesty. Marketing genius!

by Annie RU OK December 28, 2021

Shinesty

Completely comical but clean, cool and comfortable clothing fit for a King & Queen's "crown jewels", keeping quality kids of the coming conception.....aka Shine for their Dynasty; Shinesty.

No heat rash, or sticky funk for us, we're wearing our favorite shinesty.

by Cooleen83 January 1, 2022

Shinesty

“Soft, hug your balls in all the right places” underwear.

I get the monthly subscription to Shinesty and my balls thank me.

She thinks I’m packing because of my Shinesty.

by Poshladyshay December 28, 2021

Shinesty

Undergarments and other fun shit for the naughty bits of naughty people.

Your mom found my Shinesty stash in my dresser and she immediately rubbed one out.

by thailure December 28, 2021

Shinesty

A slightly inappropriate, but equally funny underwear subscription company tailored towards adult men, and women. In addition to underwear, they also sell unique apparel you can rock as a couple in Vegas, at home in the bedroom, or college parties alike. Although their clothing line can be slightly spendy, it is worth it due to the uniqueness of the apparel, and high quality fashion of awesomeness.

Hey man, did you see my new ball hammock undies? I got them from Shinesty. I got BAE a pair, too.

by 5StarReviewer December 28, 2021

Shinesty

Your one stop shop for all things fun and comfortable. Suits, pajamas, and underwear. How great is that. Make your woman blush when she sees your lovely powerballs all tucked in your under the butt nut hut. Ball hammocks for days.

"Damn bro... these boxers just make my man jewels sweat and flop all over. Last night I sat on them"

"Try shinesty my dude. Your lady, and balls will thank you"

by Kingray12 December 28, 2021