Shinesty

Shinesty is the number one brand that gets everyone aroused with the thought of clothing.

Matching partner attire, comfortable underwear, sex socks... once you get an image of these items and picture them on your spouse, there's no stopping what's about to happen next.

Who knew that Shinesty would be so damn attractive?😍 Even the patterns are delicious🤤

If your spouse doesn't know about Shinesty, fill them in on it and their friends too.

by jrc_2017 December 30, 2021

Shinesty

Getting sexually aroused by gandering at attires that remind you of your partner/spouse. In other words, you get horny just by looking at your other half's clothes

I can't control my shinesty when you're not home, your clothes make me want you more.

by jrc_2017 December 30, 2021

Shinesty

“Soft, hug your balls in all the right places” underwear.

I get the monthly subscription to Shinesty and my balls thank me.

She thinks I’m packing because of my Shinesty.

by Poshladyshay December 29, 2021

Shinesty

Completely comical but clean, cool and comfortable clothing fit for a King & Queen's "crown jewels", keeping quality kids of the coming conception.....aka Shine for their Dynasty; Shinesty.

No heat rash, or sticky funk for us, we're wearing our favorite shinesty.

by Cooleen83 January 01, 2022

Shinesty

Undergarments and other fun shit for the naughty bits of naughty people.

Your mom found my Shinesty stash in my dresser and she immediately rubbed one out.

by thailure December 28, 2021

Shinesty

A slightly inappropriate, but equally funny underwear subscription company tailored towards adult men, and women. In addition to underwear, they also sell unique apparel you can rock as a couple in Vegas, at home in the bedroom, or college parties alike. Although their clothing line can be slightly spendy, it is worth it due to the uniqueness of the apparel, and high quality fashion of awesomeness.

Hey man, did you see my new ball hammock undies? I got them from Shinesty. I got BAE a pair, too.

by 5StarReviewer December 29, 2021

Shinesty

Your one stop shop for all things fun and comfortable. Suits, pajamas, and underwear. How great is that. Make your woman blush when she sees your lovely powerballs all tucked in your under the butt nut hut. Ball hammocks for days.

"Damn bro... these boxers just make my man jewels sweat and flop all over. Last night I sat on them"

"Try shinesty my dude. Your lady, and balls will thank you"

by Kingray12 December 29, 2021