by Trenton BBB January 11, 2018
A 'buy it now' eBay listing that is designed to fuck someone as the price is based on a previously shilled auction.
"Dude, that previous comp was a fake sale, you paid way too much for that card. You got shildo'd bro"
by Mourinho13 October 10, 2021
When actively pooping and a segment of your feces is too dense and of increasing diameter so that you begin to panic as your rectum struggles to dilate wide enough to pass the shit dildo aka “shildo”. Usually occurs due to eating too much fat and protein in a meal.
by wilfred von birmingham December 25, 2020
Short for "shit dildo"
Joe: "Did you hear what Aiden was texting in the group chat last night?"
Nick: "Oh you mean when he was describing how he was turtle-necking his shit back and forth."
Joe: "Yeah.. he called it a shildo and that it made him feel good.."
Nick: "Oh you mean when he was describing how he was turtle-necking his shit back and forth."
Joe: "Yeah.. he called it a shildo and that it made him feel good.."
by Marli of Real Talk May 27, 2022