Skibatical

Misspelling of the word Skibbatical. See Skibbatical in Urban Dictionary.

"Bro, I'm on Skibbatical!" (and not, "Bro, I'm on Skibatical!")

by C Stanford August 30, 2013

shabbatical

To take a break from the practice of Shabbat. ( Shabbat: ritual observance in Judaism )

Yael: I've been taking a break from Shabbat for a couple months.
Tiffany: Oh, you're taking a Shabbatical.
Yael: I am indeed.

by StellaRanks February 17, 2015

shitbattical

When you are really lazy and unproductive, and stretch what should be a five minute toilet visit into a daily 30 hour poo-fest.

''Where is Dave? ''He's taken a shitbattical''.

by Vladimir Bysyntin January 12, 2017

Sadbatical

A period of paid leave granted to a millennial who can't deal with the everyday challenges of life.

Karen was so upset that her favorite hot yoga studio closed that she could no longer concentrate at work, and thus had to take a sadbatical.

by the_eradicator February 19, 2021

Spank sabbatical

Taking a time out, a breather from long periods of masterbating.

My friends boyfriend is on a spank sabbatical, because he was waxing his own carrot too much, and became desinsitized , no longer able to perform intercourse with his girlfriend.

by Amawee21 May 15, 2016

Shiticality

When 2 or more people are taking a dump in a public restroom... The resulting combined odor, when detected by the olfactory glands of anyone present causes them to see a "brown flash".... Similar to a nuclear criticality ....both are caused by a critical mass of "PU".

Pete is no longer allowed to poop in our restroom when someone else is already in there...he has caused too many people to experience a shiticality induced brown flash due to his high fecal enrichment.

by Doc184 June 6, 2013

herpes sabbatical

a- the condition of having a herpes cold sore, so large, on your lip that it keeps you from kissing anyone.

b- having a herpes cold sore large enough to render one a hideous creature- hence wanting to stay out of the public eye until it clears up.

a- Valentine's Day came and went, I was on a herpes sabbatical. But I did give out a few rain checks;)

b- There is no way I'm going to that party tonight. I'm going on a herpes sabbatical until this damn cold sore clears up.

by Outpost 1 February 18, 2010