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Shitus

a catheter for your ass. it has a hose that pumps a jetstream of water into your shitter
John needs a shitus to produce a log
by johnus October 23, 2012
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Shiatsu-snooze

It's the massage induced state of half sleep in which all seems fine, and you couldn't bother less about anything.
Chantal is so laid back, it's almost like she has a permanent Shiatsu-snooze
by Niels Hoglund June 7, 2009
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shitusay

1) short for "Shit You Say" normally punctuated as an exclamated question 2) credulity 3) are you serious? 4) forget that mess 5) Bullshit you are saying

its not always a question but is always punctuated with a the classic "!?" or "?!"
shitusay there was bestiality at the party?!; shitusay this is decaf?!; Arnold Schwarzenegger became Governor? shitusay!? that N-Word Jim ate all the waffels? shitusay, and you did not murk that fool!?
by Cosmic Pope October 27, 2010
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Shittus Blokest

Shittus Blokest is the Latin term for shit bloke. This term was created centuries ago about one of the shittest blokes to every walk the Earth would repay people who bought him a regular coffee with a small coffee or by dogging the boys whenever the ladies wanted something. Surprisingly though the ego of a Shittus Blokest hinders blokes from perusing lasses who are super keen on them. Instead shading them for there mates ex
Geeez settle don’t cobba no need to be a Shittus Blokest

Wow you would be a Shittest Blokest
by XxBigLezxX July 10, 2021
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Shifatusha

A word used for shit, invented by the very smart Wobie Drumend
I am going for a shifatusha
by ckufrehtom September 7, 2018
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Shitus Teammatus

a natural phenomena know as shitus teammatus its been going on since the game first came out and is normally cause by a large wave of shit teammates
Lauren's rank is dropping because of the wave of shitus teammatus
by Mario_RL February 27, 2020
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dipamus shitus

When someone says something uneducated or quotes fake news you can call them on it.

Answer: Dipamus shitus I presume?
by reu999 June 13, 2017
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