Shwastered

it's a combination of the words: Sloshed, Hammered, Wasted, Ripped, Euphoric, Destroyed. Basically it decribes being drunk in the utmost emphasis, and also can be utilized when stating you want to get drunk. I.E. let's get crunk.

when i got back home i was totally shwastered, and couldn't bang this chick

by Swiftverbicide December 14, 2009

shwaste bin

a garbage bin designated for throwing up in, post-drinking session

Jim's had a little too much to drink; better put the shwaste bin next to his bed.

by Rm. 404B July 1, 2010

Swasted

to be wasted out of your mind

I'm so swasted right now!

by wasian24 June 10, 2010

shwasted

Contraction of "shit" and wasted" used to charcterize someone who is wasted^2.

Man, I got so shwasted last night, I couldn't even feel my face.

by Kevin December 4, 2004

Schwasted Scale

A scale from 1-10 on how messed up or shitfaced you truly are, either high, drunk, or both.

10 --- Schwasted

5 --- Half way there

1 --- Just getting started
Tensky --- So schwasted, you're gone!

-How you feelin' on the schwasted scale?
-- Definitely feelin' a tensky

by schwaste24/7 November 15, 2009

swasted

When a person is so wasted that when they go to say that they are so wasted, it just comes out as "swasted."

"hey jon how drunk are you?"
"I'm ssswasted"

by brett z August 13, 2006

Shasted

To be royally screwed out of something important, or something not so important.

1. "Damn, I've been shasted again!"

by Matt Devore November 12, 2005