sherrification

(noun) 1. The process of altering the wording or structure of a message to improve its potential performance before sharing it on social media. 2. Having your colleague named Sherry tailor a message for peak performance on social media.
Related: sherrify, sherrified (verb)

"I like the sherrification of this. Let's post it." "I think these messages might benefit from being sherrified before we post them.

by Sherideth March 11, 2019

spermified

another term for mansplaining except it involves an insult said by a man

John : hahah you're so ugly for a girl, get it because you're a girl
Kyle: damn that chick just got spermified

by kaliana.forte October 27, 2021

Wyatt Sherried

A guy trying to fuck a nesquik bottle then got it stuck on his dick and his father tried to suck it off

Woah that guys fucking a nesquik chocolate milk bottle his dad is going to town sucking that thing off shit it’s a Wyatt sherried bottle

by Young junk June 1, 2018

Shitrified

A mixture of being shit scared and petrified

"Man, I am downright shitrified of that fucking finance class"

by Herod June 5, 2003

sheriffed

Shit-faced, incredibly drunk, intoxicated beyond belief, or having consumed one too many alcoholic beverages.

Last night, Jerry pre-partied with some Popov Vodka, and then went out and had 12 cups of Natty and a few shots of shitty rum. When he came back, he was sherriffed.

by Coffee February 26, 2005

Scarrified

a feeling that a person gets when they are more than scared but less than terrified.

Cindy: "Did you see that ugly man? I was so scarrified when he walked by."
John: "Oh yes, he scarrified the hell out of me!"

by meagsterr November 13, 2010

Sheriffed

To make an absolute fuckjob of any/everything possible and then pass the blame to anyone/thing

Fuck I've sheriffed this job to the bollocks

by Sherifftimson July 6, 2017