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Shephard's dick

Good, dependable, safe, reliable dick known to get the job done.
You don't have a where's dick, you have a shephard's dick.
by GME to the moon! May 10, 2021
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Brown Shephard

When you're throwing up and a girl is sucking your dick.
Dude, I heard you two in the bathroom, was she giving you a blumpkin?

No bro, she was brown shepharding the shit out of me.
by MIKESQUARRED April 11, 2011
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Grace Shephard

Tim: “you know Grace Shephard?”
Jimithy: “Yea, the cutest girl ever”
by A small poor trashcan November 5, 2019
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Mongolian Shephard's Pie

While having sex, and right before the male is about to blow his load, he stretches the scrotum into a little cup and cums into the bowl-like sack. Then he makes his partner drink the cum from his ballsack.
Ah George, last night my wife drank all of the Mongolian Shephard's Pie that I made. I was quite impressed.
by D-E-R-S-H December 11, 2009
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Jack Shephard Special

A drink and a cry. Based off the character from the tv show Lost's propensity to both cry and drink, sometimes both.
After losing his girlfriend, Bill decided to have the Jack Shephard Special.

Some of Matthew Fox's other characters enjoy the Jack Shephard Special as well.
by Lost Watcher February 6, 2009
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Dax Shephard

Master of Impro, went to UCLA, is originally from Michigan.
Appeared on "Punk'd" (MTV)
Actor in "Without a paddle"
Funniest guy in the world, genius with words, awesome at "making things happen" (Punk'd), with the dopest smile.
"-Dax is my favorite dude on Punk'd."
by Lea December 1, 2004
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Shephard

A man of any color that dates a woman and relies on her for all of his needs, while the man cheats with four other women who do the same thing for him. When they catch him he fleeces than and apologizes and comes back to add them to his herd.
James is a Shephard to his herd of women.
by Travellerx1337 April 11, 2022
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