Sausage Sampling

When a female, typically of the slut and whore variety, purposely dates and has sexual relations and hook ups with multiple males. See Cock Whore.

I thought I had found my one true love but was shattered to find out I was only one of many in her robust Sausage Sampling.

by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2015

Sheeping

The act of following someone in a straight line and needing to be directed in which way to go.

Person 1:Something, something something.
*Runs into person 2(who's turning)*
Person 2: God, Jeanie stop Sheeping, why are you such a sheep

by Tibbzy November 8, 2011

Steplingus

Finding out, typically when one or more of the parties are in a drunken stupor, that a step-sister has had a secret crush on you for some time. Typically the lush involved uses words like "probe" and "hot" as they slur out their heretofore private lust. The recipient of these unwanted advances struggles to escape the ranting, slathering monologue. Future gatherings and holidays can be particularly awkward, especially since other family members (siblings) who witnessed the horrific event typically know what the drunken strumpet confessed to...even though she may not remember.

Dude...my step-sister Kelly totally pulled a steplingus on me...she told me how she always thought I looked HOT, especially when I used to drive my old Ford Probe. She said she wanted me to probe HER. Her breath smelled like she tossed salad. I had to swallow my own vomit before I could escape from her drunken confession. I can't sleep anymore from the nightmares.

by illinoisboxking December 15, 2009

Stumpling

Another name for a dwarf or midget or small person

look over there at that stumpling riding a three legged donkey

by possiblylewisholms April 22, 2015

Shelling

Shelling is the removal of finished cigarette ends; ie cigerarette butt tobacco

Typically shelling is to supply the addict with a new cigarette using left over tobacco when a new packet is unaffordable to obtain.

Shelling usually occurs 1 to 2 days before government benefits or a low wage income has been received.

Simply “Shelling” is the removal of tobacco from a used cigarette.

The word Shell’s is used as a singular cigarette butt.

Andrew spent an hour shelling Tobacco from a days pavement sweeping.

“Hi John, I only have shells for our cigarettes tonight”

by pornzi May 6, 2020

sheepfinger

one who likes to fuck sheep. like andy from chester

that sheepfinger caught anthrax from that sick sheep.

by someone May 8, 2003

shambling

to have your brain fall into shambles

john: dude did you watched inception?

daniel: yea it was shambling

john: lol

by danielfromabove2 April 23, 2014