Steplingus

Finding out, typically when one or more of the parties are in a drunken stupor, that a step-sister has had a secret crush on you for some time. Typically the lush involved uses words like "probe" and "hot" as they slur out their heretofore private lust. The recipient of these unwanted advances struggles to escape the ranting, slathering monologue. Future gatherings and holidays can be particularly awkward, especially since other family members (siblings) who witnessed the horrific event typically know what the drunken strumpet confessed to...even though she may not remember.

Dude...my step-sister Kelly totally pulled a steplingus on me...she told me how she always thought I looked HOT, especially when I used to drive my old Ford Probe. She said she wanted me to probe HER. Her breath smelled like she tossed salad. I had to swallow my own vomit before I could escape from her drunken confession. I can't sleep anymore from the nightmares.

Steplingus by illinoisboxking December 15, 2009

The Sterlings 

1. An extremely rare disease unheard of in the Eastern Hemisphere of the world. Only two cases in the entire world have been diagnosed. Common side effects include: excessive infatuation with Japanese culture, inability to focus or do something at all perceived productive, and an incalculable hatred of water and salad.

When my friend had The Sterlings, he never left the house because he couldn't stop watching Anime porn.

My dad almost died in the desert because he would not drink water because he had The Sterlings.

Man, I felt like I had The Sterlings, I did not finish my homework, i forgot to go to practice, and I played my Nintendo DS until 3AM.

The Sterlings by Bobo MeSee 2 April 19, 2009

splingus 

Basically a filler word for anything that is evident through context, or not. Can refer to any anime/inanimate thing.

" ayo pass me the splingus mane."

" aight, here."

splingus by lombardisimo April 1, 2021

Steppingslipfall 

The demimeaning of things not going your way

Steppingslipfall you need to go about your way alone

Steppingslipfall by Snowy365 November 11, 2021

splingus 

The word for someone who is more than a chotch but less than a trump

Mr. pugliese is a splingus, because he doesn’t have a car

splingus by Dominik pugliese March 13, 2018

shplingus 

A joke a spickle makes that is surprisingly unfunny for their normally hilarious personality.

“What a shplingus!”

shplingus by pepethewonder February 19, 2025