Noun - A non-sexual relationship between two straight females. Generally involving gabbing, talking, whispering, sharing secrets, giggling, expression of feelings, shopping, and copious discussion of shoes and clothes.
Shelationship is the antonym of "bromance". Where a bromance involves two men doing all sorts of cool manly things together, like fighting bulls, shooting crossbows, and shaving mohawks, a shelationship has none of that. Instead it has close bonding, and possibly a Sandra Bullock movie.
Provenance/Origin: "shelationship" is a portmanteau of the two words "she" and "relationship".
Shelationship is the antonym of "bromance". Where a bromance involves two men doing all sorts of cool manly things together, like fighting bulls, shooting crossbows, and shaving mohawks, a shelationship has none of that. Instead it has close bonding, and possibly a Sandra Bullock movie.
Provenance/Origin: "shelationship" is a portmanteau of the two words "she" and "relationship".
John "Hey Steve, can you get away from Julie this weekend for some spearfishing?"
Steve "Totally! Julie is in a serious shelationship with that girl Brenda, and they are going to be scrapbooking all weekend. After we're done, let's go skydiving."
John "Awesome!"
Steve "Totally! Julie is in a serious shelationship with that girl Brenda, and they are going to be scrapbooking all weekend. After we're done, let's go skydiving."
John "Awesome!"
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The action of annihilating, destroying, or otherwise beating your opponent in an abusive, sadistic, or embarassing manner.
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- The word Sheliga ordinates from the high school era of the 21 century.
- Better examples can be see in throughout history of fat women trying to “suck off” men with higher social status
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History
- The word Sheliga ordinates from the high school era of the 21 century.
- Better examples can be see in throughout history of fat women trying to “suck off” men with higher social status
1. Boy in class “ can you leave me alone Sheliga , get off my dick”, “ i do not like you, just stop.”
2. Omg is that a Sheliga over there!
3. I can’t believe we have a Sheliga at our table.
2. Omg is that a Sheliga over there!
3. I can’t believe we have a Sheliga at our table.
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Get the Sheliga mug.A seemingly unique name, although a close relative to the name "laine". Really.... all thats added is a "she". Commonly pronounced as sha-lane. But usually pronounced completely wrong by substitute teachers. Others are often shocked when they realize this is the name of a white girl and often mock her with more thug-like remixes of Shelaine (such as: Shequan, She-nay-nay, She-fizzle, or Shebang{me all night long}).
The name does not assume an identity to its owner. After all, a name does not define someone. Some Shelaines are old, others merely kids, some are losers, others accomplished, some think they are accomplished but really aren't. Some are extremely unique and creative, others a social cliché. Whatever the persona, all Shelaines are guaranteed one thing: They will never ever be in the same classroom, school, office, town and possibly state as a another Shelaine. Unless they decide to have a Shelaine convention, and in that case they just destroyed any originality the name had left.
The name does not assume an identity to its owner. After all, a name does not define someone. Some Shelaines are old, others merely kids, some are losers, others accomplished, some think they are accomplished but really aren't. Some are extremely unique and creative, others a social cliché. Whatever the persona, all Shelaines are guaranteed one thing: They will never ever be in the same classroom, school, office, town and possibly state as a another Shelaine. Unless they decide to have a Shelaine convention, and in that case they just destroyed any originality the name had left.
Person1: Hey look, its Shelaine.
Person2: Lets sing to her provocatively.
Chorus: Shebang! Shebangs! Oh baby when she moves she moves!
Shelaine: Oh Lord..... it never ends.
Sub Teacher: She-lai-jhfdskhfds
Shelaine: Its Shelaine, Sha-lane.
Sub Teacher: Ahhh! Such a lovely and unique name!
ten seconds later........
Sub Teacher: Sha-lahfhskfhs
Shelaine: I give up. Yes thats exactly how you pronounce it, now just run along with it and by tomorrow I wont have to deal with your incompetent pronunciation of my name.
Person2: Lets sing to her provocatively.
Chorus: Shebang! Shebangs! Oh baby when she moves she moves!
Shelaine: Oh Lord..... it never ends.
Sub Teacher: She-lai-jhfdskhfds
Shelaine: Its Shelaine, Sha-lane.
Sub Teacher: Ahhh! Such a lovely and unique name!
ten seconds later........
Sub Teacher: Sha-lahfhskfhs
Shelaine: I give up. Yes thats exactly how you pronounce it, now just run along with it and by tomorrow I wont have to deal with your incompetent pronunciation of my name.
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Get the Shellards mug.Sheliah a great friend that will help you out in a tough situation. When Sheliah loves she will do anything for her loved ones . A reliable friend that you can tell any secret. Sheliah is very jealous when it comes to her lover though.
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