Used to prod midgets out of your way. Usually telescopic in design for greater distance. At full length, can be swung like a bat to provide more clearance at 2-3 midgets in one fowl swoop.
"That guy has the longest midget shaster I've seen."
or
"He had such a long midget shaster he couldn't keep it in his pants."
or
"He had such a long midget shaster he couldn't keep it in his pants."
by Nelson76 July 1, 2005
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You see a shit. You pick it up. You put it in your mouth. You chew it. You swallow it. You throw it back up.
You see a shit. You pick it up. You put it in your mouth. You chew it. You swallow it. You throw it back up.
by Adam Grant May 18, 2008
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A politician with exceptionally questionable tactics, but still claims to be a good guy when it comes time for re election.
Mike Carroll, Pennsylvania Legislator, is a real sheister. He says one thing and then when its time for re-election he expects us to like him again
by chucky mavison January 29, 2008
Get the sheister mug.Adjective: A state of being drunk; so drunk that It controls all future actions and functions of the body from the point of being shmasterd.
I was so shmastered last night that i pissed on my backback in the kitchen then passed out in the bathtub.
by The Carpdizzle July 23, 2009
Get the Shmastered mug.scrabble player who earns their points by adding an "s" or "d" to the end of a high scoring word belonging to another player.
or a player who blocks off certain high point letters or triple word squares, just to prevent the other players from using them.
In general, any practice by a scrabble player that is allowed by the rules, but just seems like an unfair sheist.
or a player who blocks off certain high point letters or triple word squares, just to prevent the other players from using them.
In general, any practice by a scrabble player that is allowed by the rules, but just seems like an unfair sheist.
Player one: A M A Z E. Ha- double word score, 32 points.
Player two (adds an 's'): A M A Z E S! Double letter AND double word, 34 points.
Player one: You Scrabble Sheister!
Player two (adds an 's'): A M A Z E S! Double letter AND double word, 34 points.
Player one: You Scrabble Sheister!
by Shumado December 29, 2010
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1. a lawyer who uses unprofessional or questionable methods.
2. a person who gets along by petty, sharp practices.
1. a lawyer who uses unprofessional or questionable methods.
2. a person who gets along by petty, sharp practices.
Calling someone a shyster (not Sheister) might be considered libellous; knowing its probable origin adds insult to injury.
by DivineAnarchy December 7, 2006
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