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Alex Shea Double-Grip

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The act of walking around with your hands firmly placed upon both your left and right buttock, potentially taking small breaks to give your hand a quick whiff before returning to your power pose.
Look at that guy doing the Alex Shea Double-Grip... I wish I was more like him.
by SomeUrbanGuy February 27, 2025
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A fucking cunt is thinks he’s funny but is actually the most cocky ignorant dick sucker the world has ever seen and he can fuck off
Person 1: Hey you know Shea O’Donnell
Person 2: yeh
Person 1: he’s a fucking cunt

Person 2: ikr
by Big willy94 July 8, 2019
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declan o'shea

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Small woodland mammal often chosing to alternate between social groups usually in an unsuccessful manner. Often picked on by the rest of the group he is generally a social outcast among people of his own age and will often prey on younger individuals. There is a general stereotype that these creatures will interbreed with larger animals sometimes victimising farm animals.
Refers to a type of person in a hypothetical situation (not actually a small woodland creature - batteries not included)
"Look at him roming, awaiting acceptance hes such a declan o'shea"
"Look Dear in the paper Farmer Boothe has reported a declan o'shea in the area"
by Jacob Mir December 12, 2006
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dirty shea

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Where a person scratches their genitals or asshole and puts it under the nose of another person to guess where the smell comes from.
My boyfriend gave me a dirty shea and I almost threw up.
by Towhitch March 31, 2020
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Dirty shea

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The act of fisting a boy so hard the rings of cartilage that hold his ass hole together fracture he shits on you and your bed and sniff and eat it
My boyfriend thought He was a whore so I gave him a real dirty shea
by Lukebro99 November 23, 2021
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dude shea, asspony

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dude, like yeah, what are you gay?
"don't you like jugs?"

Reply: "Dude shea, asspony."
by Dudewizzatch February 9, 2004
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2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat

When a guy's fat gut is so huge it resembles a hippopotamus head ... it therefore must be a hippopotamus that only has 2 legs and has purchased itself a lovely man's head for a hat (probably not such a lovely hat given the size of the gut)
Wtf? Is that a 2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat?
by Big Poppa Mills December 3, 2020
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