Shlurparf

A word that smart people use when they don’t know what to say. It expresses a lot of emotion.

-“My dad died”
“Oh”
“Shlurparf”
“Rip”
-“I just got the promotion”
“Shlurparf”
“Yay”
-“I like coconuts”
“Cool”
“Shlurparf”

by OfficialGary. August 22, 2021

Shurpa

1. a man who carries his wife's purse, lipstick, keys, sunglasses, furniture, luggage, pianos, etc.

She really didn't want to carry a purse around all day, so she made her "shurpa" wear cargo pants, then she filled his pockets with her stuff.

by Fotofly November 29, 2010

Shlurp my own Shmeat

When you do not trust a female to perform oral sex on your penis, so you do it yourself

Deadass brug, ion trust these thots so I shlurp my own shmeat.

by Big nigga shit you namm sayin August 31, 2017

Shmurp

A fuk Nigga. Someone who you just look at and say “Look at this dweeb.”

“Look at that shmurp, he look stupid.” “Look at those khakis, Shmurp looking ass.”
“Waddup Shmurp.”

by Riconani October 12, 2021

shurp

a burp that smells like shit

"What the hell did you eat? That was the grossest shurp I have ever smelled! Did you have beets and cottage cheese?"

by connorsji January 16, 2009

shlurple

the plural of "shlurp"; which is the noise made when finishing a drink through a straw.
also associated with the word purple.

person 1: there's a few shlurples left in that drink, at the bottom of the cup!
person 2: *shlurps up last few drops through a straw*

by shlurpppp March 6, 2009

shurprised

When you are both shocked and surprised at the same time, causing you to to mix up your words.

Annie was shurprised at the sudden appearance of a nudist in her house.

by philip1234324 November 27, 2016