Shwastey

To be shwasted.
The state of being shwasted.
Portmanteau of both shitty and wasted.

See Shwasted.

That guy over there downed a whole fifth of capt'n mo's, he's pretty shwastey.

by YoOrDu May 25, 2009

Shanested

Shanested is a compound word "Shane + Waisted". Originating from the early 2000's.

Shanested is when someone is to waisted to be of any use. The only good that he can do is make others laugh and make a mess that they will inherently have to clean up.

I was Shanested last night.

by yourwheelman November 15, 2014

Shabaited

Where you think your watching a normal video but then the song “Okie Dokie” by The Stupendium starts playing

“Hey shane watch this video” “oh ok I will”
“Haha get shabaited”

by ,Joe mama October 24, 2019

Shwastered

it's a combination of the words: Sloshed, Hammered, Wasted, Ripped, Euphoric, Destroyed. Basically it decribes being drunk in the utmost emphasis, and also can be utilized when stating you want to get drunk. I.E. let's get crunk.

when i got back home i was totally shwastered, and couldn't bang this chick

by Swiftverbicide December 14, 2009

shwaste bin

a garbage bin designated for throwing up in, post-drinking session

Jim's had a little too much to drink; better put the shwaste bin next to his bed.

by Rm. 404B July 1, 2010

Swasted

to be wasted out of your mind

I'm so swasted right now!

by wasian24 June 10, 2010

shwasted

Contraction of "shit" and wasted" used to charcterize someone who is wasted^2.

Man, I got so shwasted last night, I couldn't even feel my face.

by Kevin December 4, 2004