shav

a dissillusioned ,poor producer of coffee, often heard belching and farting.

-this coffee is churning my guts, it's got all the hallmarks of a Shav special.
-this coffee has given me the runs. It's Shav's beans.

by barista1 June 24, 2011

Shav

A combination of a Chav and a Slag and/or Slut

Jack: Hannah is such a Shav
Chris: IKR!

by Chris 2 cool 4 u. September 4, 2010

Shav

an abreaviation - meaning a short stav

someone who is short but good looking

by Ken May 9, 2004

shav

The 'shav' is to the upper middle classes what 'chav' is to the working classes. Here the said individual is able to support their consumer lifestyle through legitimate means but does so in such an appaulingly vulgar and obvious manner that it renders their efforts laughable.
These sort can most commonly be found in Cheshire, Adley Edge and Surrey. Their favourite means of transport are horses when on illegal hunts, or SUV's (or any other vehicle over 2litres which takes up both sides of the road)when picking the kids up from school.

Think footballers with 10 cars, six watches on each arm and an inability to articulate...think Rooney, Dyer et al.

by James K Walker May 2, 2005

mos shav

Mostly Shaven mohs-shave

1. A style of hair cut when most of a persons hair is shaved.
2. Dan prefers a racing stripe.
3. John is drunk, and demands an entry.

Pepe: Yo, have you seen Beckys box?
John: Nah man, mos shav?
Pepe: Fo Sho.
John: Sickles!

by bigbabejesus September 22, 2008

Shav

To be incomplete/to be separated from your better half or life partner.

Without Shakti, Shiv is Shav.

by Shiv September 1, 2017