shitter shatter

A rapid series of light farting/crapping noises when you're on the toilet taking a shit.

"He heard shitter shattering from the bathroom."

by BagofMojo October 30, 2015

Kingdom Sharts

When you are playing Kingdom Hearts and you rip a thicc shart out your asshole. Most commonly used when you hit a juul right after you lose it.

*epic backlip* Bro i just copped the phattest Kingdom Sharts last night, thicc man

by big boy man February 7, 2019

Pat Your Shants

The art of one shitting ones pants.

Scottish saying.

Also check poop your pants

What's that smell. Have you "Pat your Shants" ya dirty bastard?

Fred was so drunk last night that he "Pat his Shants"

by Fraser Morrison January 16, 2009

shatter

A type of medical marijuana concentrate.

My condition was flaring up so I took a dab of shatter

by badfish565 September 20, 2013

shatter

A high potency cannabis extract that is pressed into a thin translucent sheet. It shatters like glass hence the name. Also called dabs by some partakers.

Good guy: I made some really dank shatter from last season's crop. Wanna try some?
Lucky guy: You bet!!

by GGG4896 January 13, 2019

Earth Shattering Orgasm

Not your typical orgasm, but an all encompassing full body wave of pleasure that threatens to knock the pictures off the wall and Earth off its axis.

Only your Bae can provide an Earth shattering orgasm

by AkRnLee December 7, 2015

Shattering Rodents

An extremely loud noise. Made famous by independent rapper Lil BRG

Did you hear Misty. Talk about Shattering Rodents.

That concert last night was definitely Shattering Rodents.

by Van-GuarD October 15, 2008