Shitsplosion

What happens the moring after a BIG night out.

1) Dude that was a great night! I just had a complete shitsplosion in there though.. watch out.

2) Clean up your shitsplosion, the bog smells like hell!

by PatchTheElephant September 9, 2011

scatsplosion

when your taking a poo and you force it out so hard you explode

hey dont sqeese it out too hard you might scatsplosion

by lamomania August 3, 2010

Sharksplosion

/noun/ {shahrk-sploh-zhuh n} A rapid increase in volume in an area pertaining to the release of sharks in an extreme manner.

"Look over there at that sharksplosion."

by Sharksplosion December 4, 2012

Shartplosion

When you try to fart but you have explosive diarrhea

I had a Shartplosion in class and got sent to the hospital for bowel cancer.

by Bum hole tickling bandet September 23, 2023

Shitsplosion

Extreme diarrhea, your ass is puking, or major wreck, disaster, everything gone wrong, mess, cluster f*ck

That fried food made me shitsplosion the porcelain throne! Damn, the house is a shitsplosion after last nights rager.

by Monarch Beauty August 20, 2012

shitsplosion

a sudden explosion of volatile violent shit that doesn't stop for 3 years.

john: hey, what happened to MC hammer?

bill: he had a violent shitsplosion, his corpse is glued to the toilet with a scream on his face, we had to use the jaws of life to pluck him out.

john: poor guy, 3 years of shit flying out nonstop, can the toilet flush?

bill: it's dead. also the pipes are leaking shit.

by I h8 nes May 1, 2015

Facial Shitsplosion

This occurs when someone drops a piece of toilet paper on the floor and goes to pick it up. When the victim is reaching down, the toilet simultaneously flushes and explodes in the face of the dumb shitwad, causing a facial shitsplosion. This happens quite often, and can even end careers.

Tyrant: Dude I went to Dunkin’ yesterday and saw this dude come out of the bathroom brown af. Wasn’t sure if he was just Indian or if something tragic happened in there..

Big Easy: Bro, he clearly experienced a Facial Shitsplosion. Def was reaching down for some TP and caught a nice slimy log or four to the face.

Tyrant: Hopefully he doesn’t end up with Poo-TSD

by Stoney69 May 30, 2019