sharturp

The rare combination of sharting and burping simultaneously, leaving few orifices unoccupied by vile expulsion.

I'm feeling really gassy. Oh, no... it may be worse than just a fart or burp. I think I'm gonna sharturp! Stand clear!

by LKHNorth-showerconvo June 1, 2010

Shartbread

A chocolate favourite shortbread

Mmm look at my chocolate shortbread
Shortbread? Tf u mean?😐 thats shartbread!

by queersforstevemcbride May 3, 2021

starburns

sideburns groomed to resemble a star, as seen in the "Spanish 101" episode of Community.

Look at that idiot with starburns.

by ModestFare September 25, 2009

Saltburn

Home of the Top End Crew, which is the biggest shit hole in saltburn. The local council has tried many a times to burn down the area, but the scum who live there will not bloody die, they just crawl into there holes (council houses). There appearences are all very simialr; nike airs nicked of the back of a lorry, chav caps, umbro socks tucked in there umbro trackies which have holes in 'cos they cant afford a new pair.
The celebs in the top end crew consist of Fat fern, minging Leanne miller, Dodgy david hicks, Disgusting danny bottomly.
People sometimes visit the crew from skelton, these are Twat face Donna T, and the likes of up the duff Creepy Carly.
Please dont feel it nessercery to visit this place, you will probably get stabbed, or robbed of your belongings or raped by the pedos who live there.

Saltburn is run down by those scum, go on jemery kyle and die.

by Resident of Saltburn January 16, 2009

shartgun blast

an especially forceful wet fart that shoots pellets of undigested food (such as corn) into your undergarments

I bent over to pet my cat and shot my canary with a shartgun blast!

by Ogo1984 July 15, 2010

Shartbarf

The action of uncontrollably 'sharting' in Austria / any other German speaking country.

Girl: I ate so much schnitzel last night that I sharted everywhere
Guy: Oh my God you must have seriously browned up those bed sheets
Girl: Damn I know right, it was a total shartbarf

by Jamie and Michael May 10, 2011

Shartgun hit

Much like a shotgun hit in which one person takes a hit of any smoked substance and blowing it into their smoking partners mouth but not. Instead it's where a smoking partner takes a hit and seals their lips to another persons chocolate star fish and blows the the smoke or vapor up their partners asshole

Random PNP Chad "Yo bro, I meet this chick on skip the games last night that was down to parTy, I tried to get her to let me boof her but she wouldn't let me. She did let me shartgun hit her though!"

by Sopstic December 18, 2021