Pencil and Sharpener theory

The lock and key theory can finally be disproved. The lock and key theory states that "A key that opens many locks is a master key, yet a lock that can be opened by many keys is a useless lock" The counter theory, the pencil and sharpener theory states that "a pencil that is sharpened by a lot of sharpeners becomes a useless stub/pencil while a sharpener that sharpens a lot of pencils is a good pencil sharpener" This theory is rarely favoured by males... for some reason.

Are you curious to know how this proof was derived? if YES, Click on Alt + F4 (on windows) and ⌘ + Shift + W (on a mac)

The pencil and sharpener theory is mostly used to shut a boy up when he brings up the lock and key theory. Works everytime

by Pitarz September 8, 2016

Hummingbirds are the Sharks of the Sky

Quoted from youtuber Captainsparklez also known as Jordan Maron. This quote suggested that as sharks have to keep swimming as to not sink, hummingbirds can't stop flying because they can't land. Of course, hummingbirds can land and Jardon was wrong.

"It just flies forever, it's stuck there like the Sharks of the Sky because most sharks can't stop swimming either. That's probably the first time anyone's ever said that Hummingbirds are the Sharks of the Sky, and I'm going to own up to that."

- Jordan Maron (Captainsparklez) on August 6, 2017 in the video titled "An Expensive Mistake" at 8:45

by The Amazing Fish June 29, 2018

coconut sharks

All I know is that they're in the water, fren.

Coconut Sharks in the water, frens.

by TheOffPanda August 18, 2017

shanghai sharks

a chinese basketball association team, which is often referred to in jokes. when an nba player plays badly, people will say that they will be playing on the shanghai sharks next year, and attach a video of all-time great nba players and teams

did you see the game last night? the guys who sold are gonna be like kobe and shaq on the shanghai sharks next year

by unbirdie June 2, 2021

Alabama Sharpie

NOUN or ADJECTIVE A construction in which one artificially extends, exaggerates, or otherwise expounds upon the length, width, breadth, or height of something, either physical or non-physical. Sometimes used to disguise, cover-up, or attempt to explain a proven falsehood.

Origin: Donald Trump's Hurricane Dorian presentation in the Oval Office on 9/4/2019, where a black Sharpie was used to extend the NHC's cone projection over part of the state of Alabama, in an attempt to justify/explain an erroneous Tweet.

As an adjective: In an effort to make the company look solvent, Tom employed a blatant Alabama Sharpie technique in his diagram at the board meeting today.

As a noun: The quarterback had been officially listed as six-foot-one, but he decided to pull an Alabama Sharpie and told reporters that he was actually six-four.

by Duneedon September 4, 2019

SHARP Chicken

Like Gay Chicken, but at the work place. Two co-workers/buddies try to psych each other out by massaging, groping, dirty talking and the like while at work. The two try to push the envelope and whoever stops first is the loser. Often leads to sexual harassment (SHARP) complaints from other staff that they are making them uncomfortable, or hours of fun and laughter (depending on how cool your staff is).

Lenny: Alright Steve, at Monday morning's staff meeting you're going down.
Steve: Bullcrap. I haven't lost a game of SHARP Chicken yet

by Lorethe2nd January 30, 2016

Sharp work, samurai.

An affectionate phrase used in a congratulatory fashion, primarily spoken towards someone whom you share a relationship, or potential relationship, with.

Person A: (Comes up with a good plan and executes it well)
Person B: Sharp work, samurai.

by Quolyte June 29, 2017