Sharktits

n. An album released by nsrrenard under the pseudonym Mayhem.

"Hey, did you hear sharktits is being released this November?"

by ThexTallxDude February 20, 2012

Sharkalaxy

A galaxy in outer space inhabited solely by sharks that somehow don't need air or water to survive. Not many people have traveled to a Sharkalaxy and survived.

Sharkalaxies are easily differentiated from normal galaxies, as they tend to have red highlights due to the huge amount of blood from astronauts who were killed there.

Astronaut 1: Wow space really is beautiful isn't it?
*Thunk*
Astronaut 1: Wait what was that noise did something hit the ship
*Alarm starts going off*
Astronaut 2: No... it can't be... we have steered off-course straight into a Sharkalaxy!
Astonaut 1: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
The sharks break apart the ship. There are no survivors.

by Quack Senior October 26, 2020

Sharkbait

Pale, white tourists in a tropical area.
- they can be fed to the sharks

Used more often in small Hawaiian towns.

Ike: Mann, check out the sharkbait by the Foot Locker

Kai: They're whiter than Paris Hilton!

by MackPC May 15, 2010

sharkbait

When a woman is on her period and masturbates in the tub, leaving a red cloud in the water. Also sharkbate, a play on masturbate.

I was horny and on my period, so I did a sharkbait in the tub because I didn't want to wash my sheets.

by ABQ Thesaurus Rex August 30, 2016

sharkbait

Synonymous with great hair.

"Damn, Shaniqua, did you get your hair did?? It's totally sharkbait!"

by Zeke Brown June 23, 2008

sharktits

when somones nipples get so hard they cold cut glass

its so dam cold out that i have sharktits

by jamt96969669 December 8, 2010

Fernandina Shark Tail

Used for women who refuse anal, or just because it's hot. While the girl is face down while you are ramming her from behind in her vagina, in mid-pump, you come down with a judo chop to the head but keep your hand on her, forming the shark fin. It should be of sufficient force to knock her out. After that, you put it in her ass. Hence the tail.

My girlfriend refused to try anal with me so I gave her the Fernandina Shark Tail.

by BadAssJimmyB August 5, 2009